Jul 18
The word "paradise" should be permanently banned from the crew of the Enterprise, because every time they land in some beatiful, uninhabited planet and someone dares to say "it's like the garden of eden!", some big bad evil will come and bite them in the ass
#it's more than a superstition at this point#bones def prohibited jim from ever uttering those words#once chekov said something similiar on one of his first missions and everyone gave him the NASTIEST side eye#star trek#star trek tos#this literally happens every time WITHOUT fail#except maybe in#this side of paradise#bones just died for a little bit there#but on every other episode of the sort it happened#leonard bones mccoy#captain kirk#pavel chekov#star trek the original series