A Concept
The Alteans fall in love with death metal because it sounds just like ancient Altean music.
Rizavi: *is playing something with hoarse screaming and heavy bass in the Atlas mess hall*
Allura: *gasps* What is that? It sounds just like my mother’s favorite song!
Coran: *tearing up* She used to dance you all around the castle to that when you were small *sniffles*
Rizavi: This is ‘Skullfucking the Patriarchy’ they’re a pretty new band but they’re going places! This is their new single ‘Whiny-ass man babies gonna die’
*Allura and Rizavi start chatting about the band*
Lance: *clutching at Hunk for support* Please tell me this isn’t happening
Hunk: *patting his back* Sorry, this is definitely a thing that’s happening
Lance: If Allura and I get married, please promise me you’ll lose the files for any music she picks. Please, as my future best man you have to do this for me
Hunk: *watching Rizavi flirt with Allura and Allura blush* Uh, you could marry , uh, Keith instead?
Lance: *huffs* As if ‘My Chemical Romance’ is an improvement!
Keith: *has been standing next to them this entire time* I don’t listen to MCR.
Lance: Yes you do, everybody knows it. There was even a rumor about it when we were fifteen.
Keith: Lance, you started that rumor.
Lance: Yeah, but that doesn’t make it untrue. Also, AHA! You admit you remember me from the garrison!
Keith : *pinches the bridge of his nose to ward off a headache*