Man, Lance is looking like a snack and I can’t even see his face. Also, all of this is fucking beautiful.
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Man, Lance is looking like a snack and I can’t even see his face. Also, all of this is fucking beautiful.
HOLY COW
I just had an idea. So everyone knows that Keith and Lance were finally getting along and getting closer, but then Keith left. Nothing was mentioned about Lance's romantic life until Allura had to pretend to be Keith for the recruitment thingy.
HE LITERALLY COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT ALLURA UNTIL SHE GRABBED HIS ATTENTION WHILE BEING KEITH!!
And y'all say he doesn't love Keith. Smh
A Concept
The Alteans fall in love with death metal because it sounds just like ancient Altean music.
Rizavi: *is playing something with hoarse screaming and heavy bass in the Atlas mess hall*
Allura: *gasps* What is that? It sounds just like my mother’s favorite song!
Coran: *tearing up* She used to dance you all around the castle to that when you were small *sniffles*
Rizavi: This is ‘Skullfucking the Patriarchy’ they’re a pretty new band but they’re going places! This is their new single ‘Whiny-ass man babies gonna die’
*Allura and Rizavi start chatting about the band*
Lance: *clutching at Hunk for support* Please tell me this isn’t happening
Hunk: *patting his back* Sorry, this is definitely a thing that’s happening
Lance: If Allura and I get married, please promise me you’ll lose the files for any music she picks. Please, as my future best man you have to do this for me
Hunk: *watching Rizavi flirt with Allura and Allura blush* Uh, you could marry , uh, Keith instead?
Lance: *huffs* As if ‘My Chemical Romance’ is an improvement!
Keith: *has been standing next to them this entire time* I don’t listen to MCR.
Lance: Yes you do, everybody knows it. There was even a rumor about it when we were fifteen.
Keith: Lance, you started that rumor.
Lance: Yeah, but that doesn’t make it untrue. Also, AHA! You admit you remember me from the garrison!
Keith : *pinches the bridge of his nose to ward off a headache*
Since vld season 8 is coming out soon I just wanted to share this lil (huge, pls don’t read it all at once) meta I found. So if ya got some free time here’s something to spend it on
http://bitrontheories.blogspot.com/2018/09/the-new-klancetament-voltron-season-8.html
Introduction Hi! Our names are Leah , Astro , and Kat , and we're BiTron Legendary Theorists , your favorite Optimistic Trio. We've
14 days? 14 DAYS?? THATS TOO FAR! Thats so soon!!
I just finished S7 and I loved it BUT-
Ok, do I ship Klance? Yes. Do I think that they will ever be more than bros? No, and I’ve accepted this (I have not and will not stop devouring all Klance content though) BUT I personally would hate for Lance and Allura (Allurance? Idk what their ship name is) to become a “thing.” Like, if Lance and/or Keith get S/Os? Lit, good for them. If Allura gets treated for the princess she is? Beautiful. But if Lance and Allura progress any more I will probably throw up. I just hate the idea of them. It would be so much coooooler if they were just...really close hetero (lol as if) friends. I didn’t realize I felt so strongly about this until Allura was telling Lance to be safe and they both blushed and some hidden part of me just squirmed. Please, Dreamworks, all I really ask is two simple things: Don’t make Allura and Lance get together and never hurt my bois (bois=women as well, it’s all inclusive) ever again because they are doing their bEST GOD DAMMIT!
TLDR: I respect the creators decisions when it comes to Voltron but I’m not a fan of Allura and Lance.
This is a terrible pun. I’m sorry