The professor gave us a strange assignment today: a three page essay on the importance of underwear. How far are you?
The importance of... When was this assigned!? I- *Ahem* I mean... I have been waiting for the right moment to start the essay. After all, such an important topic cannot be discussed without careful consideration. It would not do to leave out one of the many reasons why they are important to wear. Therefore, I have yet to start my essay, as I have been taking the time to properly prepare to do so.











