Cuck

Is such a thing even possible? Yes it is

[koivulehma]

[depsidase]

[bruzum]

[toocooltobeforgotten]

how grateful i am to not be a teenager during the era of tiktok

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[not100bees]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[captain-price-returns]

jfc

[ethernalium]

Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[robichuwu]

[hapalopus]

Love seeing working poodles with lion cuts, it's so funny

[beadyeyes]

Heartwarming: he will never be happy

[longseasons]

mutuals we've known each other for so long and I'm ready to meet your parents.

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[koivulehma]

Whenever I see doctors write "sic!" in a prescription, I always read it as "sick! Radical, dude!"

[angelicguy]

*about to investigate what caused the female scream outside my window, resulting in me saving my future wifes life from an assailant but the aliens that are controlling my life so i die alone spawn this video on my youtube feed causing me to get disracted and stay inside*

[thatbitchsimone]

[apjvff]

Remember the Golden Rule: Treat others the way you want to treat them.

[shrine-of-the-exoletus]

Maybe I should go to therapy

[penisdickcockpenis]