#exnorthjackson

[northsidesebastian]

TEXT 📲 SEBACKSON

SEBASTIAN: I have a... fashion question.

SEBASTIAN: Though I'm hesitant to ask you about it because the last time I did you dressed me in all black out a gold chain on me.

SEBASTIAN: I looked like I was joining a Southside Boy Band and I was the one in the group who could "rap".

SEBASTIAN: But... still... need your... /help/.

[northsidemarleyrose]

exnorthjackson replied to your photo: You know you want to jump his bones. With all of...

You’re gonna be getting those until you do. ��

Also, because you guys need to bone.

So, if I just never give in, I get free cupcakes?

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[northsidemarleyrose]

exnorthjackson replied to your post: I don't understand how someone like you can be so...

Are they still comin’ after you, Marls?

It’s fine, Jackson. They found something that gets a lot of people riled up and they’re exploiting it. 

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[astonjones-archive]

Text: letting you know, my dad gave me an offer to join his mafia.

Mafia? You're father? The same man who used to sponsor my basketball team, is a organized crime boss? I knew he was shady. Everyone knew he was slightly shady but when did Riverdale become a Scorsese film?

[TEXT]: Jackson, I'm an officer of the courts you can't tell me about illegal things without being a client because I'm obligated to report it.

[TEXT]: Goddamn it, Jacks. Venmo me $1 right now!

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[ghoulishboyhummel]

text: Im not actually stepping down from the ghoulies or stepping down from your right-hand man, or leaving my ghoulies jacket at your front step. Text: My dad paid me a visit to the bakery.

TEXT: Good, you worried me for a second. Thought I did something fucked up or something.

TEXT: Seriously? What happened?

[ghoulishboyhummel]

Thanks for telling me, man. Highly appreciate it,be expecting my Ghoulie's jacket on your front step. Im done.

What the hell are you talking about, Jackson?

[northsidemarleyrose]

[VOICEMAIL] I have practiced this, at least five times a day ever since you went "missing", yes Im using air quotes even though you can't see them. I just want you to know that you literally broke your best friend, she hasn't been herself ever since you decided to skip town and has been crying off/on ever since. So I hope you're happy about that. You owe Bethany, a shit ton and don't you dare say that you don't when you do. Get your ass home Rose, people who care about are a mess.

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[ghoulishboyhummel]

Hey anon, you're a waste of oxygen. At this rate, you might be carrying around an oxygen tank and please do stand by an open flame, okay? Thanks.

One could hope.