“Baekhyun's big news” From My Fanfic “ The Adventures Of Mama Suho”
So today I have some very exciting news to tell my family!I've even helped Kyungsoo cook breakfest!
Kyungsoo:So whats with you today?
Baekhyun:What do you mean?
Kyungsoo:Oh you know you actually helping me cook and you washed the dishes!You never wash the dishes!
Baekhyun:Um Kyungsoo can I tell you something?
Baekhyun:Well you remember that girl I was telling you about?
Kyungsoo:Yeah..what about her?
Baekhyun:Well I asked her out yesterday and she said yes!!
Kyungsoo:Whoa baekhyun you must be a real ladies man!!I'm so proud of you bro *Gives baekhyun a pat on the back*
Kyungsoo:So does mama and dad know about this?
Baekhyun:Well no...but I was planning on breaking the news to everyone else during breakfest...
Kyungsoo:Well don't worry I got your back
Baekhyun:See this is why you're my favorite
Kyungsoo:And this is why you'll share the throne with me and mama when I take over the world
Baekhyun:Thanks Kyungsoo thats the most thoughtful yet disturbing thing I've ever heard you say regarding your world domination plans
Kyungsoo:Yeah I'm such a good person
Suddenly mama and daddy walk in the room
Suho:Good morning my beautiful children *Runs over and hugs kyungsoo and Baekhyun*
Kris:Good Morning *Kisses Baekhyun and Kyungsoo ontop of the head*
Suho:Mmmmmm something smells delicious
Kyungsoo:Thanks mama so since I made breakfest am I off punishment
Baekhyun:How come you didn't punish Chanyeol?
Kyungsoo:Because mama thinks chanyeol is the perfect child
Baekhyun:I just don't find it fair how you can punish one but can't punish the other when they both took part in all the chaos
Kris:You know they do have a point
Suho:Are you saying that I'm a terrible mother?!
Kris:No its just you tend to be more attached to Chanyeol more than Kyungsoo
Suho:Well Kyungsoo you know mama loves you just as much as everyone else?
Kyungsoo:You know sometimes I'm not so sure
Suho:Well would it make you happy if I gave chanyeol a punishment
Kyungsoo:Not really his punishments only last for a couple minutes until you start to feel bad for him for some reason
Baekhyun:Yeah I mean it wouldn't be much amusing if he doesn't get the punishment he deserves!!He's the reason why Kyungsoo's always pissed off and after all the bad things he's done to poor kyungsoo you've never once yelled at him!I say you let kyungsoo pick his punishment
Me and Chanyeol were very close I mean we still are but he's become more annoying than usual so thats why I've grown alot closer to Kyungsoo...I shouldn't really even get on mama's bad side today expecially with what I need to tell him...
I freaking love Byun Baekhyun!!!!!He totally understands me and how much I want to brutally torture Chanyeol
Kris:Yeah maybe you should let kyungsoo pick chanyeols punishment
Kyungsoo:Yeah you really should!!!
Suho:Well knowing how you are towards your brother I can't let you pick his punishment but I do have an idea for his punishment
Suho:Chanyeol will be your personal butler for a week
Baekhyun:So what will Chanyeol have to do as his butler you know besides the basic stuff like cleaning,cooking and being boring
Suho:Well he will have to listen to everything kyungsoo says and he will have to be respectful towards kyungsoo and if he isn't then I will add an extra day to the punishment does that sound like a good idea!
I literally felt like I was dreaming my one wish has finally come true!!I feel like I could burst into tears of joy!
Kyungsoo:*Runs and hugs suho*Thank you! thank you! thank you! thank you! thank you so much! I love you
I love it when bad things happen to ugly ass bitches!
So all the boys are up and sitting at the table eating breafest and since everyone seems to be in a good mood for now I guess its the right time to break the news
Baekhyun:*Stands up and clears his throat*
Everyone:*Stops talking and turns their full attention towards their brother*
Baekhyun:Um I just wanted to tell you some great news
Chanyeol:Oh is kyungsoo being put up for adoption *Laughs at his own joke*
Kyungsoo:Oh laugh all you want bitch but you won't be laughing tomorrow
Gosh now I see why Kyungsoo's always been so violent towards him.Gosh I already want to slap the shit out of him!Look focus baekhyun remember you need to tell them about your date
Kyungsoo:Look Chanyeol as much as we'd like to hear your irrelevent bullshit i'd love to here what baekhyun would like to tell us
Baekhyun:Uh yes thank you kyungsoo...I would like to tell you tha-
Chen:That your desperate for attention
Baekhyun:Well I asked out this really pretty girl Taeyeon and she agreed to go on a date with me
Everyone *Except kungsoo*:*Gasp*
Baekhyun:Look here you broomstick looking ass bitch I've ha-
Baekhyun:Oh yeah Kyungsoo has something he wants to tell you
Chnayeol:*Gives confused look*What news?
Kyungsoo:Mom told me that you have to be my personal butler for a week until further notice
Chanyeol:What are you serious?!
Kyungsoo:Ah Karma's a bitch isn't it
