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EXPERT GUIDE GOBLIN SERVICES

DENIZENS OF THE PLANES, HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?

YOU WANTED TO GO SOMEWHERE, BUT WAIT! ALL KINDS OF DANGERS! FROM SCYTHECATS TO CROCODILES, BALOTHS TO DIRECTIONS! SO MANY THINGS TO SEE, SO MUCH TO EXPLORE! BUT SO MUCH DANGER! YOU NEED TO HIRE A GOBLIN SHORTCUTTER! I AM A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL. I HAVE A PET. CONTACT TODAY! DISCOUNTS ARE CURRENTLY BEING APPLIED TO TRAVEL THAT REQUIRES THREE OR MORE OMENPATHS! travel to Zendikar is currently off limits. Strange doors will be avoided. DON'T JUST HEAR ABOUT THE WORLD, SEE THE WORLD!