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Yo Susie I have a challenge for ya...ATOMIC SPICY HOT WINGS AND NO MILK!!! I want to see if your a lizard or a salamander (fire lizard) let's see if you can handle my cooking Asriel you be the judge
Susie: "oh... that's some spicy meatball, get me more"
Azzy: "the judge has concluded that it was indeed "atomic", congratulation!
The year our Thanksgiving dinner exploded:
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation was my big brother's favorite movie as a tween. So one year, when the extended family was in town for Thanksgiving, we kept joking about exploding turkey. Incessantly.
Mom was working her butt off with little help and getting really tired of the jokes. But when a 12 year old boy latches onto something he finds hilarious, you're not stopping him.
Dinner was almost ready, and we were dishing up the food and setting the table with our nicest dishware. Bro was still making exploding turkey jokes as Mom was piling mashed potatoes into the big serving bowl... and it exploded. Literally.
The bowl couldn't handle the heat and blew up the kitchen. Shattered glass was everywhere, Bro was rolling on the floor laughing so hard it sounded like an asthma attack, Mom was about to cry and smack him, Dad was picking glass out of the food, and I told the story at every family holiday since.
My brother later turned into Clark Griswold himself. He puts up 5 trees every year, and makes salt potatoes instead of mashed.
A precursor to a key scene in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, from Punch, 1859. This will also be of interest: The Collected Lost Meanings of Christmas.
Alan Sailer - Nearly Neopolitan
in the darkest of times remember...
to pay the electric bill next week
I was making Mozza Sticks to snack on, and when they were done cooking, I turned the oven off and left them in to sit for two minutes, like the instructions said. While I was getting a drink of water, I heard a noise come from the oven, and I thought it was just the pan warping again for no apparent reason. I went to check, and there was mozarella cheese everywhere. That sound wasn't the pan warping; it was my Mozza Sticks exploding.
Alan Sailer's photographs of exploding food are pretty awesome. this is real artwork, people.
