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Internet. Inheritance. I inherited the internet.

Pfft. Liar.

I have done neither. So there.

How'd you know the Volturi were then?

You would have read those books.

Better than seeing the movies!

He is the worst vampire.

I personally think the Volturi are.

Some other kind of vampire? Not glittery vampires. Of course.

So Edward Cullen is a bad vampire?

No more glitter for you. And keep your teeth to yourself! Bad vampire.

Don't you dare call me a bad vampire. You don't even know what a good vampire is!

You don't need more glitter you vampire!

Can't help it, I need more!

[text] Picking up your wedding present today. You are going to flip out when you get it. Well maybe not, but it is cool anyway!

[Text] SUHWEET! We need to go shopping, Alyssa!!!!

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