A Place Is Only Good As The People You Know In It

The party don't start 'till I walk in...

marcus-oconnell:

We argue like a married couple sometimes. And now you’re just a tad too bit narcissistic for me. I saw someone who wanted to do pre-med faint at it one time. Needless to say, she went into an entirely different field after that. That’s what she said, haha! For the Devil, you sure are terrible at lying, Rivers. The usual. Sleeping, eating, and sleeping again.

No, we don’t. What are you talking about? We never argue, we’re like best friend’s for life, obviously. Oh, wow, ouch. Haha, really? Yeah, my brother freaks out at the sight of needles. So. That was when he was seven, but I still hold it against him. You would, Marcus! I’ve got nothing to lie about. You need to stop sleeping so much.

We totally do, just trust me and my British self on this one. We're best friends, totally... But we argue a lot. It's okay, I know my stuff. You know I'm just kidding. Oh, how old is he now? And is he still afraid of needles, because that's sad if he is. It sounded wrong, so I went for it. Sue me! There's obviously something going on, but you just won't tell me. Sleep and I are in a committed relationship.

'Ello, guvnuh.

I actually had no idea. I’m out of the loop, apparently. I only just found out Ryan and Penny are engaged. I guess it’s a really good thing that Marcy goes to Glendale, then. She’s not one for sports and I’m assuming Glendale focuses more on education than sports. You just want to see me in a uniform and kicking ass out there. Maybe one of these days, you will. Both american football and real football as well as baseball, love. I’d love to see you in volleyball stuff too, volleyball girls are pretty great. How about… Oh, I don’t know… Let’s say after 10 years? When we’re married with a kid along the way, yeah? Isn’t that what he would go for, though? Humiliating me? I guess you don’t remember out little dance off.

You’ve got to get out of your room more often and interact with he island, Marcus. You’re like the Boo Radley of Elysium. She’s engaged? I knew she was pregnant - she told me - but wow, engaged. Seems like shes got everything planned out then; lucky her. Glendale is terrible at sports, no need to sugar coat it. Alright, you caught me. I do like my men in uniform. Damn, okay you’re going to have to show me some of your tricks some day because like most of the kids at Glendale, I’ve barely ever touched a sports ball. You just want to see me in shorts as short as my undergarments, babe. Married with a kid? “Hey dad, I’m pregnant and this is my husband. You know, the one you hated back when I was 19?” Oh boy, seems like you’ve got everything planned out. Oh, don’t forget the huge cottage by the lake. That is a must if we’re to ever get married. No, I think he’d rather me see that happen that others see it happen. I won that.

But my room is so comfortable and it has everything I need in life in it, I'm living my dream! Wait... The who? Who's Boo Radley? Is he competing for 'Caveman of the year'? She's pregnant?! Holy crap, she's- What? 20?- and she's having a kid? That's... Wow. Wait, you two talked? Aw, did my ways at the wedding work on you two? You're the one who said it, not me. If the Glendale football team surrounds your house, it's not my fault. Well, I've got a police uniform... Don't ask me why, I just do. You could always just look like you're in volleyball, wear the high socks and tight shirt for Halloween or something. I already see you in those anyways, though. I don't see why you'd have a problem with it now. Yeah, married with a kid. I'm pretty sure he'd have forgotten about me by then, he'll be plenty pissed he wasn't invited to the wedding though. We'll settle down there after we've toured the entire globe since I know how much you want to travel. Well, there you go. But that doesn't mean I don't have genuine moves.

The party don't start 'till I walk in...

Okay, okay. I get it, not married to you at all. You’re far too… Devilish for me and young anyways. Are you one of those people who’d faint at the sight of blood? I mean… Sure, it’s something that fuels you, but it’s not that horrifying. Drag me into what? Besides, you know they’ll never get me when I’m holed up in my room.

Exactly! Um, no, not too devilish. I’m flawless, psh. No, just kidding. Haha, I don’t faint at the sight of blood. I don’t like seeing it. Keep it in the body, you know? Stop getting your liquids everywhere. Did that sound wrong? It did, damn. It’s nothing, really. What have you been up to, Marcus?

We argue like a married couple sometimes. And now you're just a tad too bit narcissistic for me. I saw someone who wanted to do pre-med faint at it one time. Needless to say, she went into an entirely different field after that. That's what she said, haha! For the Devil, you sure are terrible at lying, Rivers. The usual. Sleeping, eating, and sleeping again.

Internet. Inheritance. I inherited the internet.

Pfft. Liar.

I have done neither. So there.

How'd you know the Volturi were then?

The party don't start 'till I walk in...

I feel like I should be offended right now, I’ll just settle for the Prince then. Prince Marcus has a nice ring to it. Good, because I hear it sucks when you do your residency and the pay isn’t all that great either. Come on, Rose. I’m here to listen, it won’t bore me.

The queen and the king would be married, smart one. Therefore you can’t be the king or it’d be gross. I don’t even like going near blood, so I honestly don’t think I’ll make it through the course. Marcus, I don’t know. I don’t want to drag you into this.

Okay, okay. I get it, not married to you at all. You're far too... Devilish for me and young anyways. Are you one of those people who'd faint at the sight of blood? I mean... Sure, it's something that fuels you, but it's not that horrifying. Drag me into what? Besides, you know they'll never get me when I'm holed up in my room.

'Ello, guvnuh.

Is Central the better school or something? I know they’re really good at football, since they kicked arse this year. At least 300, I’m not entirely sure. Then again, I went to a pretty big school. Is that suppose to be you teasing me because I never go out or do any physical activity? I’ll have you know I played lots of sports in high school. Just borrow Central’s and mingle with them, that’s what I’d do. Except, I’d probably just sit there instead of awkwardly mingling. I hope not, that would be awkward for the both of us if you see your old man dragging me by my hair from you with the whole class watching. I wish we would too, but he just really doesn’t like me. I have plenty of moves, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Don’t you know? Central is where all the corrupt kids are, all the good go to Glendale. They tend to be better at athletics opposed to academics but there are good few that are absolute geniuses. I don’t doubt that you were on teams during your high school education, but I’ve yet to see you in action. Didn’t you say you played football or something? Or was it baseball? I’d love to see you strutting your stuff in those unbelievably tight baseball pants. Yeah, so maybe hold off on the bonding until a later, undetermined date. Grab you by the hair? He’d pull you out by another means but by the hair would humiliate you far too much. Oh, I’ve yet to see them.

I actually had no idea. I'm out of the loop, apparently. I only just found out Ryan and Penny are engaged. I guess it's a really good thing that Marcy goes to Glendale, then. She's not one for sports and I'm assuming Glendale focuses more on education than sports. You just want to see me in a uniform and kicking ass out there. Maybe one of these days, you will. Both american football and real football as well as baseball, love. I'd love to see you in volleyball stuff too, volleyball girls are pretty great. How about... Oh, I don't know... Let's say after 10 years? When we're married with a kid along the way, yeah? Isn't that what he would go for, though? Humiliating me? I guess you don't remember out little dance off.

You would have read those books.

Better than seeing the movies!

He is the worst vampire.

I personally think the Volturi are.

The party don't start 'till I walk in...

marcus-oconnell:

And I’m the King… Or would I be the Prince since I learned from you? And if you’re in the med field, that’s an additional 4 years at least. What’s making your life so unfabulous?

If I’m the queen, you would most definitely not be the king. Let’s go with prince. Hah! I don’t think I’m going to be in the med field, but thanks for making me feel better. Wouldn’t want to bore you with reasons, Marcus.

I feel like I should be offended right now, I'll just settle for the Prince then. Prince Marcus has a nice ring to it. Good, because I hear it sucks when you do your residency and the pay isn't all that great either. Come on, Rose. I'm here to listen, it won't bore me.

#lolol

'Ello, guvnuh.

Wow, only 50? Back in my day, we had about 300 people in my graduating class. Half of us fell asleep waiting for our names to be called. At least it doesn’t start with a Z, love. That’s pretty lame, my graduation was outdoors during the daytime, most of us got sunburn though. You think your dad would be okay with that? I’d be all for it if he was okay with it. Yeah… Me and your dad bonding sounds really fun… Maybe another day though. I think I’ll just keep my job at Lou Pine’s until the end of summer though. Maybe I’ll work at Elysium General after that.

I’m sure there are more at Elysium Central than there are at Glendale. 300? Really? That must have been terrible to sit through. All the time it takes for pictures, taking the diploma and then sitting down .. I’m not surprised you were bunt. I think it would be outside if we had actual bleachers and a nice field to have it on. Our teams ruined it and it’s really a mud field now. I highly doubt it, but he won’t pull you away in the middle of the ceremony.I really do wish you two would get along .. but I guess it’s not working. Just as long as you aren’t working at the strip club down the street. I don’t think you have the moves for that, babe.

Is Central the better school or something? I know they're really good at football, since they kicked arse this year. At least 300, I'm not entirely sure. Then again, I went to a pretty big school. Is that suppose to be you teasing me because I never go out or do any physical activity? I'll have you know I played lots of sports in high school. Just borrow Central's and mingle with them, that's what I'd do. Except, I'd probably just sit there instead of awkwardly mingling. I hope not, that would be awkward for the both of us if you see your old man dragging me by my hair from you with the whole class watching. I wish we would too, but he just really doesn't like me. I have plenty of moves, I don't know what you're talking about.

Some other kind of vampire? Not glittery vampires. Of course.

So Edward Cullen is a bad vampire?

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marcus-oconnell:

#LOOK AT HIS FACE #AKSFDJA

You, obviously. Queen of sarcasm and witty comebacks. But you’ve only got one year until you graduate from high school, youngster. Alright? What’s going on in the fabulous life of Rose Rivers?

Right, just checking! Haha, either way, I’m flattered. Yeah, but I do plan on attending college, so that’s another four years. Well, the fabulous life of Rose Rivers isn’t so fabulous.

And I'm the King... Or would I be the Prince since I learned from you? And if you're in the med field, that's an additional 4 years at least. What's making your life so unfabulous?

No more glitter for you. And keep your teeth to yourself! Bad vampire.

Don't you dare call me a bad vampire. You don't even know what a good vampire is!

'Ello, guvnuh.

Poor baby, you gotta sit through a couple of hours of hearing other people’s names called out. You’ll be called almost last ‘cause your last name starts with W too. I’ll be in audience making funny faces at you, I’ll keep you entertained. I really am, but now I have to find a better job.

Thank goodness the list isn’t too long. There are probably about 50 others in my graduating class anyways. Right, Waters. I just hope they have the air conditioning on in the auditorium that day. If not, it’ll be like we’re in the pit’s of hell. You should sit near me, I’ll be near the back anyways. Or you could go and sit with my dad and, you know, bond or whatever it is you guys do. Ah, working life. Goodluck babe. Hopefully your boss isn’t a maniac and your new work dosen’t burn down.