#exponentialelmer

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It is more than unfair that @exponentialelmer is so goshdarn photogenic. Look at this beaut of a man.

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Did you think I’d forget about my other crazy hot boyfriend? @exponentialelmer is the epitome of the hot math dork archetype.

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Happy birthday to this wonderful dude, who took a chance on a stranger and followed him to a random coffee shop in Brooklyn, who opened his heart and home to a sweetheart (Bee) and a gay mees (Me). He’s a math whiz, a quick wit, and he’s mine and Tumbler’s to love and cherish. Happy birthday, @exponentialelmer

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A small compilation of the two most beautiful boys I’ll ever lay eyes on. @exponentialelmer and @tumblebeebumblebee are pure plums and deserve everything good in life.

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I told him that there was a piragua truck passing by and this dork actually turned to look for one. Note to self: take @exponentialelmer to an actual piragüero later.

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I looked up the definition of “puppy dog made human” and @exponentialelmer came up.

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I was going through some old photos I found in the apartment and found these. In current news, Elmer has always been a stud muffin.

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Hey anon: He’s not an addict!! And he didn’t get me arrested!! I got myself arrested for God’s sake!! Stop jumping to conclusions!! And stop making my boyfriend feel bad for things he couldn’t control!!

Thanks for defending me, sugar…