#extraplanars

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Encounter: the Mysterious Lightman, a cryptid of the Outer Planes that may or may not even exist

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Encounter: the Fire Clown, a mysterious cosmic presence who came out of nowhere with the incredible promise to save a dying planet, using every skill and tool available to a clown that is on fire

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Encounter: (80s action cartoon theme metal chord and synth brass flourish) Powaaaah Commandos / those guys from the other galaxYYYYYY / Mummy Mask, he’s the bad guy / Condor Strike is apparently named that legalYYYYYY

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Encounter: a, I kid you not, “Ballchinian”

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Encounter: The Smiling Horse, a beacon of strength for children about to experience dental services, appearing in a flash of light with a comforting aura.

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Encounter: Phantamanta, a polydimensional creature whose presence in our world resembles nothing but a magenta-tinged shadow in the shape of a manta ray. As it travels, it leaves behind a trail of teal-and-yellow slime that deals Electrical damage upon contact.

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Encounter: an angelic percussion section (snare, bass, tambourine, and washboard) whose holy beats allow the Good-aligned to act in unison, delivering coordinated attacks

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Encounter: six powerful Celestials whose true forms would drive a mortal mad, so they intended to do that thing where they read your mind and alter their appearance to a form more comfortable to you, but due to psychic interference they accidentally based their conclusions on the BBC’s 2004 “Best British Sitcom” poll and now you’re confronted by the hovering white-eyed faces of the primary cast of “Only Fools & Horses”