*at coffee shop* *is standing at counter zoned the hell out* *coffee guy* here's your coffee! *takes coffee and straw* *coffee guy* you look very perplexed. * looks at him* I just got off work. *coffee guy looks confused* wait, you just got off of work and you're drinking coffee?? *sticks straw in coffee* its my day off. Don't judge me. *walks away*












