Feb 13, 2025
never knew what hit him
#ffxiv#emet selch#hythlodaeus#hythades#ff14#fanart#hythlodaeus putting his entire back into being endearingly embarrassing and cheesy for his childhood bestfriend/sweetheart#go super love beam#get blasted idiot#emet selch currently under effects of a flashbang#he’s also stunned because he’d be like ‘you could’ve just asked’ or ‘we’ve been dating since forever’#hythlodaeus being a menace would also ask ‘do you still like me’ while trying to hold back laughter#straight after sex#queue emet smothering him with a pillow bc his ass is annoying#hythlodaeus knows the answer of course irritating emet is his no 1 favourite passtime#no rest for the wicked#but ofc he wouldn’t have it any other way#hythlodaeus is so funny to think about in terms of love language#he’d like. rock up to his window and start playing love songs on a boombox held up with a stupid grin on his face kind of guy#extremely excessive#hythades as a dynamic is a hilarious song and dance of push and pull and both parties know it it's all banter for the love of the game