#extremely normal

[tofusquisha]

sometimes a woman needs a hobby

[buckets-thought-dump]

This pride month I have decided to be gay to the power of 500! I hope this is convenient for you all

[viathetorturedpoet]

ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS INTO GIRLS- SHE'S BISEXUAL-

Guys everyone pls pray my alpha sigma sea lion rizz gets even stronger PLEASE I lowkey wanna see what she thinks of me IS THAT BAD. Like lowk I don't have a crush on her I don't think? But like.....do da other gays think I'm pretty......

AND Y'ALL SHE SAID SHE LIKES COUNTRY GIRLS. I'M ONE OF THOSE. I'M ONE OF THOOOOOOOOOSSSEEEEEEEEEEE I'M FROM A FARM I LIVE ON A FARM I LIKE SHEEP AND CHICKENS AND SHEEPDOGS I'M A COUNTRY GIRL I AM I AM I AM I AM I AM I AM I AM I AAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM

GUYS I'M GONNA USE MY SEA LION RIZZ SO GOOD SO SO GOOD CHAT TRUST I'M THE MOST DIVALICIOUS SEA LION ALIVE

Also one of my other friends lit has a crush on me but she doesn't know that I know- Same with another one of my friends who I've known for AAAAGESSSS. So rn we got two girls w/ confirmed crushes on me. I'm pulling more huzz as an autistic chud teenager than the average straight man. HOW DID I EVEN DO THIS??? AND HOW HAVE I ONLY NOW JUST FOUND OUT RECENTLY??? I DIDN'T REALISE I WAS THAT CHAD 💔 LADIES LADIES ONE AT A TIME 😛

[kuro-is-doodlin]

I swear I'm normal about this design, so, sooo normal

Can you blame me though?

[awnrii]

burger mugshot

[mother-gummy-bear]

*How* much do you like Scout?

More than I thought I would. He's wormed his way in, somehow. When I started playing, I didn't think any more or less of him than the other mercs, and now I picture us taking long walks on the beach. I've fallen and I can't get up.

[brucedickinsonoutofcontext]

[vanillimouse]

//FemPoV

Rat!Shifter!Gaz with you, who has a soft spot for little creatures

You think it’s so cute how he reaches up to grab your chin with his tiny paws, pink and grasping for dear life like hands

He sniffs and nibbles and squeaks when you try to pull him away, so you don’t. Even when the tickles of his whiskers grows unbearable

You laugh and laugh, you think he’s the most precious thing, and you let him crawl past the collar of your shirt to nestle between your cleavage

You have no clue there’s a grown ass man taking refuge in your bra, soaking up the smell of your perfume and the warmth of your skin