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What they define their relationship with your muse as: Itchy is a Felt piece of shit. It isn’t like Droog’s going to go out of his way to murder the bastard, but he hates him on principle. And now, he has good reason to.
Something they like about your muse: He’ll never say this, but it’s nice to have another Felt member in-universe. He misses being rivals with the Felt and Itchy is a reminder of what once was.
Something they dislike about your muse: Pretty much everything.
Their first impression of your muse: “Oh, one of these.”
Their impression of your muse now: “And now it’s in my universe, great. Someone call an exterminator.”
How they feel about your muse: He thinks Itchy is annoying as hell. Now that Itchy is in-universe, he has no doubts that he’s going to be about five times as annoying as he was before.
Something they are hiding from your muse: Just the usual.
Something they wish they could to tell your muse: He doesn’t have anything to really say to Itchy, actually. He’s just disappointed in his existence.
Someone make the leprechauns shut up. I’m trying to enjoy my dash of gray ladies and nice suits in peace.
💜💘
Oh Itchy, you charmer.
(Additionally, I have to add that I mean this completely sarcastically for fear you think I’m genuine)
✿ ;) ;)
36. Eyelid Kiss
Droog doesn’t know why the fuck he’s doing this but it has to be done. Itchy knows what’s going to happen, of course, because it’s Itchy. He suspects that the leprechaun had some hand in planning this event. He’s just standing there, all perky, smirk in full force. He even has his eyes closed. And he expects Droog to kiss him. Droog has to kiss him (as if he’d ever kiss the man in his right mind).
Droog decides to go for a strange but acceptably nonsexual option. He holds Itchy’s jaw unecessarily tightly, keeping back a hiss of displeasure. Droog kisses one eyelid, and then the other. This was likely going to provoke Itchy saying something along the lines of “that’s it?” but he didn’t care. His duty was done. The leprechaun has been kissed.
Itchy ;) ;)
Itchy is obnoxious but surprisingly nonthreatening. The worst he can do is send me repeated messages or make me regret allowing the bastard to folllow me. He can’t cause me any harm, and it’s always fun watching something constantly bang its head against a wall. So he’s tolerable, in that special way.
Don’t get me wrong though. I hate him.
PLEASE MAKE DROOG COME TO MY TIMELINE AND KILL THIS CHICKEN IM HUNGRY. OR SEND ANYONE WHO CAN KILL IT
Kill yOur Own chicken. I’m tired.
Droog.
What.