#extremenerdalert

[aradiamegido]

hoo boy wow now im. havin all kinds of bad thoughts

thanks for being a piece of shit, kai!!! thanks for being so unwilling to handle any kind of criticism that you literally just stop talking to people bc ur a dick!! i used to think you were my soulmate but now i realize that you’re just a piece of shit who is going to end up alone because you can’t handle people not coddling you!!!! :))))

[xigheart]

coughcoughevery8thquestionbecauseAxcoughcough

*does this literally a day later*

everything under a cut because this is SO MANY 

8. Sexual orientation

Generally Queer. uvu

16. Favourite place

My room tbh. As much as I love being out and about. Few things compare to being relaxing at home. (especially with someone I love)

24. Favourite style of clothing

Punk tbh. I’ve been a little obsessed since middle school and it has never left. 

32. Someone I love

SO MANY. Like I love the lovely person who sent me this ask along with MANY PEOPLE LOL

40. Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

Not usually! But since I’ve been in London, Stacie has been sending me good morning texts when she sleeps because it’s only a few hours before I get up. C: 

48. Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

Lol yeah. 

56. If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

LITERALLY EVERYONE I’VE MET ONLINE. I’m slowly making my way through the list! I literally hang out with Jenny at least once a week now that I’m in London. And I’m going to see Anne in a month or two!

64. Do I believe in magic?

Yep! Not in the sense of HP where it’s like I’m gonna magically turn this mouse into a cup. But I do think there is some kind of energy that science hasn’t been explained. Maybe one day, we’ll find out what it is. But for now, I’m happy to call it magic. C: 

72. Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

NO AND IT INFURIATES ME TO THIS DAY. 

80. What is my favorite word?

DEFENESTRATE: the act of throwing something out a window. Also hello good ol’ Demyx Time years. 

88. Bought condoms?

Lol yup

96. Bullied someone on the internet?

God never. 

104. Been overweight?

I am literally currently medically considered obese. 

112. Broken a bone?

No. But I commonly dislocate my knee caps. 

120. Wore make up?

Allll the goddamn time. xD

128. Stalked someone on a social network?

Yeah bruh. But not over time? Like I catch myself after doing it for five minutes. xD 

136. Was I named after anyone?

Nope!

144. Am I afraid of the dark?

Only after watching/reading something creepy. 

152. What do I like about myself

My ability to have a conversation with just about anyone. Even if I really don’t like them, I can have a good conversation. 

[fire-crotch]

Santa is a lanky redhead

The box was light blue with classy silver snowflakes in different patterns. Three holes were poked in the side, unobstructed by the thin red ribbon that stretched across all sides and culminated in an overly large bow at the top. This was his crowning achievement: the surprise to end all surprises. Of course the tree in the living room was littered with other trinkets, but this one... Well, suffice to say it wouldn't exactly last long in the box. He opened the door quietly and snuck in without turning on the light. It was still too early for anything more than a whisper of sunrise to peek in through the sliver between the curtains, but it was definitely late enough to open presents. "Roxas." Axel was practically beaming as he sat down at his boyfriend's side on the bed and rest his free hand on the blond's arm. "Babe. Wake up. It's Christmas!" His voice held a lilt like that of a child excited, and Axel set the pretty box on Roxas' lap the second he saw blue eyes crack open.

[fire-crotch]

Merry Christmas @extremenerdalert @cheffietina @paopunova @mysticeyes2987 and everyone else I talk to or don’t talk to!! I hope Santa brings you amazing presents!!!