SHARE YOUR EXTREMIST POLYCULE (THE BEST SHIP) HEADCANONS RIGHT NOW GRRRRRRR 👹👹👹
YES YES IT'S THE BEST ALRIGHT HERE THEY GO
i don't have much to say about their overall dynamic. i'm very canon-compliant, y'know, although i do have some reserve. but i have to say, when i read fics, nothing get me better than some juicy evil blueman (or like, antagonist/anti-hero blueman? i'm not sure of the terminology here) and to have darker, more realist themes around the extremists and their platonic, romantic or intimate bond
headcanons under the cut <3
Thank you for the ask, fictionalgea!
headcanons babyyy:
Commie cooks because noone else knows how to cook a proper meal
Commie brings the stability in the relationship (calm and very loving), Ancap is the breadwinner (and is kinda the smartest), Authright gives them all a framework and makes the relationship go round (somehow) and Ancom brings the joy and fun of it all (with and without drugs)
Authright does the chores ─ being very militarily formated, i guess he'd be house-proud (even if he is pretty hygiene-indulgent with himself and his room). for some time he asked Ancom to do it because "qui's not a 'man' so qui's a woman so qui gotta do the chores" but it didn't work and Ancom is too messy anyways
on the topic of Authright, he do be having emotional damage (daddy issues) and identity crises (being jew and gay). for that, he bottles up a lot but ends up getting a lot of help from Ancom
Ancap does have some trauma too! but he's too good at façade-ing and playing pretend so the others barely notice anything (except Commie a bit but he's waiting for Ancap to come to him on his own terms)
also, Authright prefers 1-on-1 dates/going outs and hates public display of affection even in their house
on the other hand, Ancap and Commie yearn for signs of affection (they got an arrangement to surprise each other so that they don't yearn too much)
Commie got the biggest bed so all the pyjama parties are done there (otherwise they all sleep in their own bed)
each xmas, Commie offers Das Kapital to Ancom as a running gag tradition
Ancom tried to have pets multiple times but qui couldn't keep them because it bothered at least one of the others
also, Ancom still seeks reassurance from the anarchist polycule when things get too bad with the extremists (the anarchists trash on the extremists the whole time)
every so often, Ancap has to go back to Ancapistan for prolonged periods of time (for business reasons or to hang out with the libetarians) and every time, WITHOUT FAIL, when he comes back, a prank waits for him (good and bad tricks) and it's very funny
um. that's a lot. i hope it's enough for you to chew on hehe
honesly if i had any plot idea i'd write fanfics of them
I’ve been writing on this AO3 for a bit, and I’m very proud of it! It is far from finished, and I haven’t even gotten to the garage band parts yet, but I promise I’ve got good plans and I’m going to follow through and make it the best fic I’ve ever made before <3. It has 5 chapters up right now, and I’m posting the next one within the next few days hopefully.