nsfw alphabet????? I'm feeling SO FUCKWING SPOILED OMG .. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GIVE YOU IDEAS. like.. nsfw alphabets are "complex" as fuck... so... like.. what. I don't know how to help without SOMETHING SPECIFIC. Or do I tell u the nsfw smut idk headcannons I have abt glenn?
A/n: I was just asking for headcanons in general but I have the alphabet so no worries
However if you have any thoughts you know where to find me👀
Warnings: smut just be warned Idk
Glenn R. Townsend NSFW Alphabet 🤤
including pictures 👀 nsfw under the cut
A = Aftercare
Depends, if it's late he'll just leave it for the morning and he'll just hold you close, might wipe you down with baby wipes or something.
If it's morning sex he's using it as a reason to get out of bed and taking you with him to shower, but he'd keep the water warm and hold you.
If it's a special occasion like a holiday or your birthday, an anniversary, something like that he's got the whole thing, a bath with candles, bubbles or petals, your favourite scents if that's what you like, and he is getting in with you to wash your hair and give you a massage.
B = Body Part
On him he definitely loves his tongue, always sticking it out, like, it's obvious. Really just his whole head, his hair, he just thinks everything about him is hot and especially that, but specifically his tongue because he knows it's long and he knows he can use it on you.
On you, obviously he loves tits but circling back to his tongue... he loves loves LOVES your thighs (Her Legs... all their songs really) like it doesn't have to be sexual at all he'll just lay his head on your lap and let you play with his hair while either of you talk, not specifically a conversation but that works too. In a sexual context though, definitely loves it when you cum and squeeze his head, forcing him to stay put until you come down from it.
But like also your chest, obviously, has definitely begged to fuck them, it's his birthday wish every year.
C = Cum
Anything works for him, if it's on your face or back, chest, stomach, it does not matter he will go wherever you want because, at the end of the day, it's on you. Has a preference for cumming inside you, not for ownership but he loves watching it come out, don't swallow.
D = Dirty Secret
I literally can't think of anything.
He doesn't like when his cats catch you guys, they're too pure and innocent.
E = Experience
He talks a big talk and he has the looks for it but really not that experienced with anything but his hand. I wouldn't put it past him to have already lost his virginity because... look at him, my god, but he can count how many people he's been with on one finger, maybe two.
F = Favourite Position
Again, this is definitely a you thing to decide, he will do whatever works best to get you off, however, cowgirl holds a special place in his heart. He just gets to sit back and watch you bounce on his cock? He gets to feel you around him while he watches your tits bounce and those FUCKING THIGHS- I rest my case.
G = Goofy or Serious
I don't even think I need to answer this one
Always up for goofy sex, he's spending the whole time giggling and talking to you and making you smile, but he could definitely be serious. Laying you on your back and kissing over your chest and shoulders while he rocks into you nice and slow, every vein dragging inside of you. He can be serious when he wants to be.
H = Hair
I mean... come on.
Doesn't shave it completely off ever, nowhere, unless you beg and beg and even then he more than likely won't. He loves his hair and is very proud of it and the rocker look it gives him, but he might trim a little bit every now and then.
I wouldn't count on him for being clean, but he might just for you. Like, casually he's just laying around, he bathes evidently, but if he's not looking to see you he's not going out of his way to smell like flowers.
There are better pictures but he literally just has dish soap in his shower
I = Intimacy
It can go either way, obviously loves to feel like a rockstar so you'd get dragged into that, but he's not looking for total control or anything. Not submissive, just whipped, you gave him coochie he will give you whatever you want. Flowers? On their way, chocolate? He's eating half but they're coming, not nearly as fast as him but they're coming.
If you ask him to put something nice together he will but he's also perfectly content to take you in the nearest semi-closed off area he can find within the next five minutes.
J = Jack Off
A lot, really just a lot, the amount of times you will walk in on him is insurmountable. He's definitely counting on you more but he doesn't need you, maybe your voice or a picture of you but if you're there he's asking you and then it goes from there. If you sleep over, he's not waking you up just to ask but he will slip out of the room and that might wake you up, chances are he's going to the bathroom to deal with it though.
K = Kink
I can't even begin to explain.
Anything and everything is on the table, open to new things all the time so long as you're comfortable with it.
Scratches and marks, dig your nails into him he will pay for a manicure if it means your scratch him, bite him do whatever, it's not even to show he has someone he just loves the look of them and he will put them on you too.
Voyeurism, I can't explain but I can't get this out of my head. Sharing too, like a threesome with him and another girl? Hot, absolutely, but true rock fashion is getting you pounded from either end, two in one hole, does not matter, he will leave his door unlocked or just straight up do it in the living room in hopes of his bandmates finding you both.
L = Location
Anywhere, anytime, the alley behind the club, his house is nice but it doesn't matter, any and every surface has been used whether people were watching or not.
His car though... you've definitely done it in his car and it will be happening again. Late at night, he'll take you for drives after gigs and go down some random highway before pulling off to the side of the road. Give him a blowjob while he's driving and he'll be the whiniest thing before finally finding somewhere to park. He will pay you back by fingering you while he drives, he won't move his fingers they'll just sit there and you have to fuck yourself on them.
M = Motivation
I can't say this enough ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING.
Leather and Lace, if you dress up for him in any way but especially glam he's all over you. Wearing a band shirt, especially if it's one of his, wear his clothes and he'll melt.
N = No
There's probably not much, he probably holds himself to the standards of rockers, Motley Crue is the worst in this case, there's not much he wouldn't try at least once. Maybe nothing with, like, bodily fluids other than spit and cum yk?
Things that hurt you are probably also no go, if you're into it he's not gonna say no but he's not getting a whip anytime soon.
O = Oral
Loves receiving it more than giving but he will do it for you and for that feeling of your thighs around his head.
The sight of you on your knees, always before shows he tries to get you to do it. He'll drag you into the nearest bathroom stall and stand against the door while you kneel in front of him, he lets you do all the work but he might tug on your hair here and there, his hips will buck, but he likes letting you do it, some weird reversal of power because he's just standing there, taller and bigger than you, he doesn't have to do anything to get what he wants.
That tongue is long though, and fast, I can guarantee you he's tried doing the thing Gene Simmons does and flips it around, whether he can actually do it is being me but he has absolutely tried.
P = Pace
Depends on how you're both feeling but usually he likes a faster pace, something about it is dirty and messy and he loves that.
He can go slow, it just takes some more self control he doesn't always have when he's so close to you, he could so easily snap his hips and it would feel so good, but he doesn't, he'll just rock into you nice and slow, watching your lips fall apart with soft sounds and your eyes fluttering closed or rolling back.
Q = Quickie
Loves them, next question.
Before a show or practice, if he's just getting out of the house, if you're getting out of the house, if he takes you on the bands tours any private time is spent naked, or as naked as he can get before people come in which is usually just enough to get off with you.
R = Risk
If you say you're into spanking he'll spank you, gently. If you want to be restrained, he'll restrain you but make sure you can slip out if you want to, even by accident you might. When it comes to a chance you could be hurt or uncomfortable he's careful, super duper careful, but in terms of you two getting caught he could not care less, honestly he prefers it.
S = Stamina
In theory he can go all night, he's young, he just has all this love and need, he will go until he can't. In practice, that tends to be three, maybe four rounds on a really good day like after a show because he's got all that adrenaline and he just can't stop, he can't think straight but hey, you're full. Usually it's only one round, maybe two because he'll just hold you for a while after and then work himself back up while talking to you.
"You just look so pretty when you can't breathe, you know? Like, when you're out of breath on top of me... And you sound so good, feel so tight..." And then he's going again just thinking about what you were doing a minute ago so it takes him some time to stop.
T = Toys
I don't think he had any toys prior to you, but he's definitely not opposed to them and will go out and buy one or two for you, probably keeps them, at least one, in his room just in case. He's not using them on himself, you could but he won't.
Get one with a remote and it will be his favourite thing in the world, he brings it everywhere, it's a threat. "Oh? You want to go around like that? Why not go around with this thing, huh? Oh, don't like that, do you?" It's all teasing and he's not making you do anything but he will take nightly strolls with you and record you walking in front of him, never in populated areas where you're going to get in trouble but he wants to see you stumble and slap a hand over your mouth in the hold park around the bend.
U = Unfair
He wants to be teasing but it just ends up turning him on, poor boy is a little stupid.
Has definitely texted you randomly to get under your skin not expecting you to text back and then he's calling you and asking you to come over. He tries, unfortunately his dick tries harder.
V = Volume
Loud, do not even get me started, LOUD SO FUCKING LOUD.
He talks a lot outside of the bedroom, now take that but he's fueled by pure horniness AND he's got you? He's done for, can not stop talking and he doesn't even know what he's talking about.
Moans, if there's a reason to be quiet he'll try but he's moaning in your ear, on nights where he just keeps going he'll overstimulate himself and start whining, clawing at you and the bedsheets, the walls are coming down I tell you.
W = Wildcard
He wants you to blow him onstage, he's heard stories and he doesn't count on it every happening, but he dreams about it. To satisfy this fantasy he often asks you to blow him while he plays guitar, it doesn't end great because he gets too caught up in it and forgets to play. Also hit you in the head once with his guitar and made you stop to make sure you were ok. He got your favourite food that night.
X = X-Ray
Just gonna leave this here...
Y = Yearning
For the last time, ALWAYS, ALL THE TIME, EVERYWHERE, EVERY CHANCE, FOREVER, ANYTIME ANYPLACE ANYWHERE. If you look at him the wrong, or right, way he's off.
Z = Zzz
He's tired immediately after but he will keep going because he needs to keep going, it hurts, but he is OUT. Once he's gotten it all out of his system he's cold, like he's cuddling you and holding you close but unless there's a need for a bath or something fast he's gone.