i dont think he liked weed that much when he tried dope i think whatever got him high fast because he said he was like any other thrill seeker-whale smoji
See I think he was just autistic
“Thrill seeking” and it’s just that he wasn’t being stimulated so he found something that was stimulating and that gave his brain what it needed to function
i wish i had a free bag of current slash and him crushing reader and having a breeding kinnnkkkahhh.....-totally NOT 🐋
A/n: For pookies approaching birthday, enjoy this (albeit quite short) Slash fic
Warnings: Smut, breeding kink, age gap relationship (I don't think it's mentioned but I meant to imply it as reader is obviously fertile and that's what's turning Slash on), if you think I missed anything let me know otherwise enjoy!
The last few weeks Slash had been acting different. It was winter, meaning no concerts, he was lounging around the house all day, almost every day. Only, his lounging included a lot more you than usual.
It's not that he didn't always love you, or that he never wanted you around, he was just very introverted. He liked his solitude, so he spent a lot of time with his guitars, working on songs and such.
The last few weeks, however, he'd been oddly clingy. You didn't want to say anything in fear of it spooking him back to his room, so you let him wrap his arms around you while you cleaned and cooked, had him rub sunscreen on you when you were outside by the pool.
There was an... added bonus to his clinginess, as well.
When he was younger, you knew he'd been rather rambunctious, had more than his fair share of women. He'd always been horny, kinky, now, though, he was older and usually just focused on you, up until recently.
You'd wake up to him between your legs, either his tongue making you moan or he was already pushing into you from behind. In the afternoon he'd stop you mid sandwich making and bend you over the counter, if you were outside he'd take you right on the lawn chair, or in the pool. Usually he made it through dinner, but the dishes were left for the next morning as he hurried you upstairs, eager to be in you again.
Tonight was one of those nights.
Your clothes were left scattered in the halls, the door left wide open for no one to hear you scream and the sound of skin slapping wet skin.
You were on your stomach, clawing at the sheets as moans ripped from your throat in a steady, broken stream. "Ah! Fuck, Slash-!" You yelped as his arm tightened around your midsection.
He held you tight to him, hips snapping into yours at a brutal pace. His other arm held himself up, planted firmly next to your head. Occasionally he'd stroke -more like pull- your hair. "Yeah, you feel that?" He asked, hand spreading over your stomach to feel that little bump from his cock repeatedly ramming into you. "Feel me in your stomach?"
You responded with broken cries, body jolting with every thrust.
Slash kissed over your shoulder, nipping at a few spots to renew the marks he'd already left. You couldn't even remember the last time you left the house but his need to show you off was there, more so than before.
He stopped, the world around you coming to a halt. "In your womb." He muttered, licking a strip along your neck. His hips twitched as his cum spilled into you. You were too out of it to word your thoughts, but it was clicking into place now.
He waited a moment to catch his breath, cock hardening inside of you again. "Gotta make sure you're good and pregnant this time." He muttered, pulling back. He gripped your hips firmly. "I'll get you there when I'm done." He assured, a hand finding the back of your head and forcing your face into the pillow.
umm soooooo today I went for a walk with my older sister. While we were waiting for a taxi a 46-year-old gay man came up to us and asked her for a cigarette. how did we know that he was gay?? well he just spent like 15 minutes telling us how his first sex went: he fucked with his childhood friend at 17 while they were coked up and they both were in female clothes. and the second situation is how he was recently fucked by a 20-year-old Ukrainian guy and that he had a so huge ah dick. my sister stops smoking.
my bra came off after a long night tittys free and so is my chronic back pain-🐋
I wear sports bras damn near constantly bc all my shirts have holes in unfortunate places pretty much but taking it off every now and then and rubbing my titties feels so good sometimes like a massage
Benji I’m so so sorry for all the asks but I’ve gotta mention I’m so honored to be the only certified Joe lover on here🙏 what can I say? I’m a Joe Hoe through and through😛 -🐆
There aren't many of you but I'm quite happy to have found you
Also here’s two quick life updates since it’s been a while!
First off I may or may not be seeing Guns N’ Roses (for the first time)🤭 & Def Leppard (yet again)😈 in September & October respectively. Also I’m so hyped for the Lepp’s because one Joe, obviously, and two it’s their first and only stop they’re gonna be making in the us😈
And secondly I just got my hair dyed again!! I don’t think I gave you a reveal back in February but trust very soon I’ll do one this time bc I added onto it and got red raccoon tails😫‼️ -🐆
Everything’s genuinely got me feeling like this^
Anyways Benji how’s everything going for you?? -🐆
OOH my mom is also trying to get us tickets to Guns N' Roses perchance
THAT'S SO EXCITING
I bet your hair looks so gooddddd raccoon tails are always so coolllll
We're hoping the fires aren't coming to my house but they looked close last night like I could see them out the window, but I haven't heard anything about them and I can't see them anymore, I did pack a bag though just in case. Other than that I want to write a gay book loosely based on Charlisle and whatever was going on in The Nice Guys
Surprisingly I don’t think you’ve lost it yet😭 Like yup it’s definitely his eyes giving major Joe vibes, and the eyebrows too to an extent. But if you wanna see Joe’s real doppelgänger/long lost son I present to you Cody Fern😛
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME YOU SEE IT, I SWEAR I’M NOT DELUSIONAL TRUST-🐆
No no you're not wrong either
Also that guy kinda also looks like Jasper from Twilight, specifically his hair I think
But finally I knew I wasn't going crazy thinking Ovi looked like Joe Elliott :')
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