Weirdgenetic-fuckup

i LOVE ilovewrinklyoldmeninbands He/him

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Heyyy do you have a masterlist?? I just found you here but i really loved your writing 🥹

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°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•->METALLICA

°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•->MEGADETH

°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•->GUNS N ROSES

°•°•°•°•°•°•°•->MÖTLEY CRÜE

°•°•°•°•°•°•->BASTARDANE

°•°•°•°•°•->SERIES

°•°•°•°•->KINKTOBER (‘24, ‘25)

°•°•°•->MISCELLANEOUS

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MASTERLIST REDID BY @ilovewrinklyoldmeninbands

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INTRO - DL

Request List

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(🦹, papagetleftnht is archied favorite)

We stand strong🔺

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HELL YEAH IVE MISSED YOUR SLASH FICS HOLY MOLY😩 more more more

and happy birthday 🐋 and thank you for getting us a new Slash fic

-⭐️

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My birthday is in two days and my friend went shopping for me and she told me she saw a guns n roses jacket in the window but it was $150 so they didn't get it😢😢😢😢

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Sad but tis reasonable

Happy probably late birthday now I kinda forget when this was sent in

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mmprg i read the fic nummy-whale

Good good

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i wouldnt be surprised if he did get a diagnosis but i highly doubt he will never know -🐋

He probably will never know, but if you know what autism can look like and then listen to him talk OH MY GOD it’s not quiet with him

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firm believer that dave knows you have daddy issues and would have the biggest daddy kink ever ESPECIALLY 07-09 dave ugh i hate him

And you would be right

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I have 2 hours of cheer today😢

Oh 🥲

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dave is very puppy boy but like at the same time hes 100% an orange cat

He very much is both at the same time

He does hate cats tho

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Mick(guess who it is)

Licky teddy

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Hail tis I, soup boy.

My shoes have arrived and I am very happy with them. They aren’t the same as my old ones, which were Nike blazers, aka the ones that Kirk wore in the 80s, but I still love them very much. I can now walk without making a flop noise, which is nice.

Anyway, would ye be interested in a sweet tea recipe?

Be thee well, my kind sir.

I’m not big on tea but I’ll take it

I too once had a pair of shoes that the soles were coming off

I know the pain 😔

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i drew a very twinky early 80s dave in a mezzo piano shirt and panties. :D

I’m gonna need evidence…

For… scientific purposes…

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got a glimpse of load James when he pulled back his mullet

It’s everywhere

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also felt important….

Is it like a quiz to see what song you are?

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Hail tis I, soup boy.

I wish to bite Slash’s chest and arms.

That’s all.

Be thee in strong constitution, good sir.

He’s a very thick man

He could spare some for us to nip at

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Any new Dave fics incoming👀

Potentially 👀

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i actually quit monster as soon as i found out a while ago because on no chill fuck ice-🐋

Companies try to not be terrible people challenge, impossible addition

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Oh my god somebody kill me just got back from my first day of highschool (senior year finally almost done 🥹)

I’m so overstimulated I got in my car and just started sobbing I wanna go online so bad my 504 doesn’t do shit 😭

Reminding me I never have to go back 🤤

It really does end eventually just like don’t die until then