#eyelight

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"Where is she. . ."

@ask-eyefestation

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[jestervsm]

SUBJECT_IDENTIFICATION: VULTUS ILUMINARIA SUBJECT_CODENAME: SEARCHLIGHTS SUBJECT_NAME: [NONE] SUBJECT STATUS: [TERMINATED] <@asksearchlights-archive>

Oh the memories, This little goober over here was the first in my database! Aka The first I took care of documenting and stuff. And out of respect, its also going to be first of this mini-documents resume things so you guys can get in and out and dance along! The problem with making a document with this one is that its. . . Dead, It kicked the boots, it entered the closet. Its in Yuri heaven with her wife Eyefestation. So, She was a species of. . . I don't know what, that lived in the Let-Vand Zone, more specifically near the, now destroyed and abandoned, hadal blacksite. This thing could somehow talk, it was in fact very sentient, not the smartest, but managed to date AND MARRY MIND YOU, THEY HAD A MARRIAGE AT HADAL BLACKSITE, And to this day I can't BELIEVE how crazy that thing got, like seriously, URBANSHADE RAIDED THE PLACE DURING THE MARRIAGE. And that's all you need to know! But before you go. . . Please be VERY CAREFUL OF THIS THING WHEN CHRISTMAS ARRIVES. Last time it came back from the dead just to make everybody's elses live a livid hell!

[ask-apex-searchlights]

Comes back from the dead.

-> ``Sorry to the Five children who Me and Eyes left Orphan.``

-> ``Sucks to suck. Better luck next time.``

Dies again

[ask-apex-searchlights]

Wait, wait, you have a child?? Since when?? What's been happening for the time I just disappeared for a bit?!

"I HAVE NO BLOODY IDEA, I JUST GOT TOLD THAT. . ."

"Wait-"

" @ask-eyefestation what the fuck did you do."

[ask-apex-searchlights]

Do fish meow

"No-"

*She stops herself, thinking*

". . .Some do, for example, my wife!"

[ask-apex-searchlights]

“SOOOO! Lemon Face! I think you should purpose to Eyefestation! Why? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD!” Yelled Z-420.

- @thepressurepblog

"I AM NOT GETTING MARRIED DIPSH#T. IF SOMEONE IS PROPOSING, ITS NOT ME OR HER."

[ @ask-eyefestation i summon thy]

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Drops five hundred Eyefestation plushies on you :3

"OH GOD-"

*Searchlights right now:*