#eyezoom

[bruneburg]

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[kurowrites]

My housemate is so fucking dumb I swear. He usually takes the trash out of the bin and then leaves it sitting in the kitchen (which is already ??) so usually it’s me that takes it out on trash collection day. But yesterday I was late in waking up because I wasn’t feeling well, and it was too late to put it out by then.

And today there were some visitors having some event here (which he arranged, so I was like... I clean up my stuff as usual but everything else is on you) and apparently he didn’t want to leave the full trash in the kitchen for the event, so what does he do?? He puts the trash outside. OUTSIDE. And of fucking course the crows found and destroyed it.

I saw it and promptly decided not to do anything about it, because seriously, I did not put that garbage out there, and if I’d known about it, I’d have stopped him.  I’d have hidden it in the bathtub or something before ever considering putting it outside. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT PUTTING THE GARBAGE OUTSIDE IS STUPID BECAUSE CROWS ARE SMARTER THAN YOU.

And also why in god’s name, when you take the trash out of the bin anyway, you don’t effing walk to the collection point three meters from our house and drop it off immediately?

[allpurposebogeyman]

@phosphorliights

It takes a little longer than he’d like to get across town and up to Angel’s room, even with proper keys and a winning smile. And maybe he starts thinking about scenarios. Like Frankie getting meaner’n usual lately, and the kind of delicate balance it takes to maintain Angel’s sort of work, and how easy things go south.

Look, Rod doesn’t feel things, right? But he’s allowed to be a little worried sometimes, about jobs or assets or friends (who are just friends, really, and that’s fine). He’s got the door actually open before he remembers privacy and tries a lighthearted call.

“Knock-knock.

[quangxi]

@ghostasm​   ,   cont’d.

   »    ❛ You know, that’s the problem you ‘n me have. It just looks like we’re BLINKIN’ like normal since... weeellllll. Like I say, y’know! ❜    Himeno laughed a little too much at their response. :>

     Hunter  steps  forward  ,  leaning  in  to  catch  closer  peek  at  eyepatch         and  the  face  of  woman  wearing  it  ,  of  course  .  Her  laugh  is  inviting  ,  easy  to  listen  to  even  if  a  bit  more  boisterous  than  expected  .  ‘  Cute  .  Part  of  your  contract  ?  ‘  

[pinkpuffballdude]

KIRBY ANON I SEE YOUR ASK I WILL WATCH IT IN THE MORNING QHEN MY BRAIN RETURNS

[illlusioner]

“Don’t do anything stupid until I get back.”

        ❛    Only  what  needs  to  be  done .    ❜        He  gives  her  a  soft ,  somewhat  nervous - looking  smile  as  she’s  turning  to  leave .    Quentin  knows  that  Kara’s  being  there  is  throwing  a  wrench  in  his  plans ,  but  he  also  had  no  choice  but  to  play  along  with  her .    He  was  a  ‘ hero ’  after  all .    But  the  way  she  looked  at  him  ..  with  such  concern  and  deep  care  in  her  eyes  –  there  was  no  way  Quentin  could  have  accounted  for  this .    All  he  had  to  do  was  stick  to  the  plan .    He  was  the  next  Iron  Man  figure ,  not  her .    All  Mysterio  had  to  do  was  get  there .    He  figured  tricking  the  kid  would  be  easy ,  and  so  far  Supergirl  had  been  just  as  easy .    (  Stick  with  the  plan .  )   Truly ,  he  felt  bad  about  how  easily  they’d  fallen .    And  he  hoped  to  the  heavens  above  that  he  wouldn’t  have  to  kill  them  –  especially her .        ❛    —    Come  back  in  one  piece ,  okay ?    ❜

[hcirloom-blog]

would anyone like to plot future or past stuff with this asshole

[hcirloom-blog]

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