i didn't ask to be

your heir. ward meachum. ind. priv. sel. written by kite.

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Reblog if you’re alright with creating new verses or AU’s to interact with other RPer’s!

While your muses might not be from the same universe or be able to interact easily, things can always be worked out if the muns collaborate and talk with each other!

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Ward and Danny in season 2 are a gift.

[presidentmeachum]

Ward Meachum Appreciation Post | Marvel’s Iron Fist Season 2 ↳ gifs | episode 1: The Fury of Iron Fist

[vaememes]

✧    AHS   :   ASYLUM   PROMPTS   !  

*  A MIXTURE OF AHS ASYLUM PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

‘ Do you think I’m full of shame and regret for what I’ve done now, Sister? ‘

‘ Mental illness is the fashionable explanation for sin. ‘

‘ There is no God. Not a God who would create the things I saw. ‘

‘ Your story about little green men? That won’t do here. ‘

‘ They weren’t human. They were monsters. ‘

‘ All monsters are human. You’re a monster. ‘

‘ Let me give you fair warning: I’ll always win against the patriarchal male. ‘

‘ I’ve dealt with bigger monsters than you, ______. ‘

‘ I have a cucumber in my room. But not because I was hungry. ‘

‘ Might we speak privately about the conditions here? ‘

‘ Conditions? What conditions might those be? ‘

‘ Bend me over a bread rack and pound me into shape! ‘

‘ Please. I just want to feel the sun on my skin. I’ll do anything. ‘

‘ You’re a dirty little slut with a poisonous tongue. ‘

‘ The times may have changed, ________, but the nature of evil has not. ‘

‘ I admired her purity. Her innocence. I never had any, even as a boy.  ‘

‘ Now? But the Christians are about to be eaten! ‘

‘ You tried to fly away, so I had to clip your wings. ‘

‘ Are the police pursuing a case against him? ‘

‘ Just a moment. Where are you getting this information? ‘

‘ But there’s mounting evidence that this man is a war criminal. ‘

‘ When I was a child, I’d come home after school to an empty house. ‘

‘ I certainly hope you’re not blaming yourself. ‘

‘ Skin to skin contact. That’s what I was craving, that’s what I was missing. ‘

‘ When they arrived here, these patients were less than men.. ‘

‘ Now, because of me, they’re more than human. ‘

‘ I know everything. I’m the Devil. ‘

‘ I come when I’m called. That’s what I do, _____. ‘

‘ What do you take me for, an idiot? Huh? ‘

‘ You might expect to remain in irons for the rest of your life. ‘

‘ Are you ready for me? ‘

‘ Well, I don’t want to be in your shitty picture, then. ‘

‘ Rubies are the most glamorous of all. ‘

‘ I knew someday I’d meet someone who was worthy of their exceptional beauty. ‘

‘ Look how beautiful they are on me. They bring out the rose in my cheeks. ‘

‘ I don’t believe in God. But I do believe in evil. ‘

‘ So you’ll spend the next couple days here, reflecting on your behavior. ‘

‘ How can I reflect when my hand’s tied down? ’

‘ There’s going be some changes around here, starting with that. ‘

‘ If you’re not going to tell me then I’ll just have to find out for myself, won’t I? ‘

‘ Just remember if you look in the face of evil, evil’s gonna look right back at you. ‘

‘ You don’t have any idea of what I’m capable of. ‘

‘ So I guess you’ve had a pretty great life, huh? ‘

‘ It’s about to end. You get that, right? ‘

‘ Babycakes, I’m only just starting to toy with you. ‘

‘ You’re one tough cookie, you know that? ‘

‘ Every time I think about her, I wanna do things! Bad things! ‘

‘ I want it burned down and the Earth salted! ‘

‘ I’m goddamn plucky, remember? ‘

‘ At the very worst, I’ll live a long life in prison. ‘

‘ I’m clearly insane. I’ll be institutionalized. ‘

‘ God knows, there are some disturbed individuals behind bars. ‘

‘ You have no idea what it means to have lost you. ‘

‘ Why didn’t I listen to you? Why was I so stubborn? ‘

‘ Should I confess and walk away from my beloved Church and my dream? ‘

‘ You think they’d allow you to continue your barbaric practice? ‘

‘ I’m struggling with whether I should renounce my vows. ‘

‘ I tried to resist, but I don’t know where else to turn. ‘

‘ They’ll take you, open up your head, and stir your brain with a fork. ‘

‘ She’s destroyed you. And now she’s destroyed me. ‘

‘ They tied me up and paraded me in front of a judge. ‘

‘ Are they family heirlooms? ‘

‘ I don’t want to be any part of your damn lie. ‘

‘ I can either cut your throat or I can strangle you. I don’t believe in guns. ‘

‘ I’ve succeeded beyond my wildest imagination.  ‘

‘ And her skin, even after I removed it, was cold. And stiff. ‘

‘ Normally, by now, I would’ve removed the skin and head. ‘

‘ You can begin by kissing her cold lips. Don’t worry. She won’t bite. ‘

‘ You’re gonna write about this. You’re gonna win a Pulitzer Prize. ‘

‘ I just want to go outside for fifteen minutes in the sun. ‘

[wickedlymeme]

“I wish it could always be like this.”

“You’re always there for me.”

“The stars are the only thing that makes sense.”

“There’s more out there, you just have to be patient.”

“It doesn’t all have to be existential dread.” 

“You’re so much different when we’re alone.”

“I like it when the worlds quiet.” 

“There’s a place for us somewhere.”

“They’ll name constellations after you one day.”

“Your hearts beating so fast.”

“They don’t know what they want.”

“You don’t know what you want.”

“That’s what they’re supposed to say.”

“We really don’t know what we’re doing.”

“I miss the old you.”

“Nostalgias a trap.”

“Aliens are out there.”

“Did you hear that?”

“I really want pizza right now, think it’s open?” 

“What time is it?”

“But why would they abduct cows?”

“We’ll all be dead soon enough anyways.” 

“I wish we didn’t have to sleep.”

“What do you believe in?”

“What happens after we die?”

“Seems like a silly thing to say, don’t you think?” 

“And what’s your excuse?”

“You’ll get it together soon.”

“Sometimes I feel like I’ll never have it together.”

“It’d be better if people weren’t so afraid of their feelings.”

“You keep quiet and we both lose.”

“I wish I could save this forever.”

“When did you realize you were in love with me?”

“The rooms spinning.”

“I loved you long before you knew.”

“I’m not afraid of death, I think it’ll be peaceful.”

“The Universe is too big for that.”

“Do you think we’ve met in other lives?” 

“I’d come back to haunt you.” 

“Would you come back to haunt me?”

“What’s alternate universe you doing right now?”

“Tell me a secret.”

“Why haven’t you told anyone?” 

“I wish we knew each other sooner.”

“You’re a game changer.” 

“I’m a game changer.”

“Don’t ignore fate.” 

“Ignorance isn’t bliss.”

“What, is that a conspiracy theory?”

“It’s probably the Illuminati anyways.” 

[myersin-a-blog]

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001. — Backhand my muse. 002. — Stab my muse.  003. — Put out a cigarette on my muse’s skin. 004. — Hit my muse with a blunt object.  005. — Throw something large at my muse.  006. — Kick my muse. 007. — Punch my muse. 008. — Break one of my muse’s bones. 009. — Scratch my muse. 010. — Headbutt my muse. 011. — Shoot my muse. 012. — Knock my muse out. 013. — Strangle my muse. 014. — Push my muse roughly. 015. — Grab my muse by the hair. 016. — Bruise my muse. 017. — Threathen my muse with an object of harm.  018. — Go to harm my muse’s eyes. 019. — Bite my muse. 020. — Tear away parts of my muse’s skin. 021. — Force my muse’s head under water. 022. — Throw something scalding at my muse. 023. — Burn my muse. 024. — Step on my muse’s fingers. 025. — Rip one of my muse’s teeth out. 026. — Slash my muse’s achilles tendon ( s ). 027. — Clothesline my muse. 028. — Harm my muse enough for them to cough up blood.  029. — Drive into my muse with a vehicle. 030. — Electrocute my muse. 031. — Slam my muse against a wall. 032. — Force my muse’s arm behind their back. 033. — Kick my muse’s crotch. 034. — Trip my muse. 035. — Put my muse in a headlock. 036. — Break my muse’s nose. 037. — Force their fingers down my muse’s throat. 038. — Crack my muse’s head against a wall. 039. — Attempt to kill my muse. 040. — Attempt to kill my muse creatively.

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[littlelovelymemes]

*   —  —   VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!  ’ ‘  can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!!  ’ ‘  go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick  ’ ‘  you better stop! biTCH STOP  ’ ‘  do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on  ’ ‘  what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘  it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party  ’ ‘  anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce?  ’ ‘  I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH  ’ ‘  BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT  ’ ‘  and they were roommates!  ’ ‘  oh my god, they were roommates  ’ ‘  oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife   ’ ‘  this bitch empty YEET!!!!  ’ ‘  WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE  ’ ‘  THEY ARE MY CROCS  ’ ‘  bitch disgusting  ’ ‘  yeaaah. yeAAAAAH.  ’ ‘  so no head?  ’ ‘  THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!  ’ ‘  i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it.  ’ ‘  ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this  ’ ‘  aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant!  ’ ‘  what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker  ’ ‘  give me my hat back, jordan!  ’ ‘  do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!?  ’ ‘  i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?!  ’ ‘  look at all those chickens  ’ ‘  i smell like beef  ’ ‘  i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room  ’ ‘  actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids.  ’ ‘  is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book  ’ ‘  mom, i’m peein on myself  ’ ‘  sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch  ’ ‘  honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then  ’ ‘  I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH!  ’ ‘  just shut up and die slowly, okay?  ’ ‘  two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay!  ’ ‘  mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!  ’ ‘  i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO  ’ ‘  you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened  ’ ‘  if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand  ’ ‘  i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES  ’ ‘  waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read  ’ ‘  whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE  ’ ‘  oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT  ’ ‘  is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!!  ’ ‘  yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon  ’ ‘  it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH  ’ ‘  there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child!  ’ ‘  get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado  ’ ‘  *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin  ’ ‘  hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow  ’ ‘  babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you   ’ ‘  todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP.  ’ ‘  whAT’S UP FUCKERS  ’ ‘  FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY  ’ ‘  he needs some milk!  ’ ‘  you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie  ’ ‘  yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY  ’ ‘  oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up!  ’ ‘  hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside  ’ ‘  honey, you got a big storm comin  ’ ‘  i wanna fucking DIE  ’ ‘  road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does  ’ ‘  the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing  ’ ‘  welcome back to me screaming  ’ ‘  you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck!  ’ ‘  do you ever shut the fuck up?  ’

[thcrin]

[hcirloom-blog]

really wanted to write here tonight, but i just got home from my pathfinder game and i’m so tired :”( maybe writing tomorrow.

[vhsmeme]

* watership down

watership down is a novel by richard adams.

‘ by yourself, alone? ’ 

‘ you can’t. you’d die. ’

‘ i’ll look after you. ’

‘ i think that’s something we can only wait for. ’  

‘ what do you think of that? ’

‘ you need a rest. ’ 

‘ i’ll tell you all about it later on. ’

‘ you hurt? ’

‘ they didn’t want to disturb you. ’

‘ just let me look after you for a bit. ’

‘ are you all right? ’

‘ how did you get that wound? ’

‘ can you hear me? ’ 

‘ i don’t blame you. ’

‘ you haven’t got to. ’

‘ if you are not careful, people will begin to trust you. ’

‘ i can’t trust anyone else, but you’ll come with me, won’t you? ’ 

‘ can we trust you? ’ 

‘ i don’t like this story. i know i’m not brave – ’

‘ let me go! let me go! ’

‘ why did you cry like that, if you were all right? ’

‘ you’re all alone, sharp and clear, like a dead branch against the sky. ’

‘ come down there: we can talk more easily. ’

‘ you can see the whole world. ’  

‘ the funny thing is that you feel terrified to stay and i feel terrified to go. ’  

‘ there’s nothing to be afraid of. ’

‘ there’s nothing to worry about. ’

‘ i don’t want to go. ’

‘ i feel very sad. ’ 

‘ he seems quite at home with you. ’  

‘ where do you come from? ’

‘ does the thunder worry you? ’ 

‘ are you sure? ’

‘ and if that’s not meeting your fears halfway, then i don’t know what is. ’

‘ why can’t we go home? ’

‘ do you really think we will? ’

‘ what’s your idea, then? ’

‘ why’s he called that? ’

‘ he’ll remember that. ’

‘ that is the test of your belief. ’

‘ well, i thought, this sounds hopeful. ’

‘ couldn’t wake him up. ’

‘ how can we find them? ’ 

‘ are you trying to make me angry? ’

‘ how can we find them? ’

‘ do you know he was out all night in the rain? ’

‘ can we go back to sleep now? ’

‘ we can’t fight them. ’

‘ let’s hear the rest of the story. ’

‘ i hope you understand. ’

‘ have a look outside and you’ll see why. ’

‘ i’m not going to get angry because you call me stupid names. ’ 

‘ what’s the alternative? ’

‘ it doesn’t matter where. ’  

‘ just you and i? ’

‘ but what else is there to hope for? ’  

‘ it’s all forgotten. ’

‘ then all the rest follows. ’

‘ it’s no good. ’

‘ run! ’

‘ piss off! ’

‘ bad place. ’

‘ yes, yes, all friends. ’

‘ i don’t know what it is. ’

‘ you can hide there and i’ll join you. ’ 

‘ come on, hurry up. ’

‘ they’re all mad, you know. ’

‘ blame you? blame you for what? ’

‘ unless you feel it isn’t safe? ’

‘ no, it’s safe enough. ’ 

‘ it must be something very bad. ’ 

‘ we’ve all got to stop running one day, you know. ’ 

[givemeabite]

Ward Meachum & Misty Knight in Iron Fist S2E06 “The Dragon Dies at Dawn”.

[givemeabite]

Here’s some soft Ward with a hard ass Joy (aka every brother and sister relationship at some point in existence)

[hcirloom-blog]

epicentered‌:

“Preachy huh? That’s new.”

typical, but gunnar is nothing if not stubborn. there’s something familiar in ward’s ARROGANCE. he’d been that way once. when he thought the world was beneath him and he was a god. funny thing about power, it slipped through your fingers like fucking quicksand.

so he pulls out a black and mild from his pocket, lights the tip, and pointedly blows the smoke in ward’s face.

“I prefer too old to know better.”

a tap of his finger and ash drops to pristine paperwork as he rises to his feet, circling slowly around the office until he finds a comfortable spot on the couch. smoke slips free and he hums low. at this rate you’ll be dead in five years, burnt out and used up. just a humble observation. gunnar smiles, slow and easy, through the haze of smoke growing with each passing breath. this time though he’s polite enough to use an ash tray on the small table nearby instead of important looking paperwork.

“You’re tragically beautiful you know.”

proud. temperamental.

another inhale, smoke and fire filling his lungs as he watches him idly from his seat. gunnar makes a point of putting his boots on the table, just to drive that temper hotter, to see the other man alive if only with anger. he wasn’t sure what it was about ward that made him push.

gunnar merely wanted to push.

“Has anyone told you that? Or said it too often?”

              “What--”

         If Gunnar hopes to provoke a RESPONSE to his behavior, despite     Ward’s clear tiredness, he would not be disappointed. The moment that     cigar breaks the air with its smell, his eyes are up again, glaring in near     disbelief. When his air is invaded with fumes he immediately stands from     the chair to escape it, teeth clenching beneath the skin over the instinct     to COUGH.

         He stands there, staring, as though his thoughts had become far too     sluggish this night to progress him into the proper stage of indignation     and fury. But, then, it clicks into place, and with a snarl Ward whips the     topmost sheet of paper away to dump the ashes haphazardly into the     trash can at one side of his desk. He does it so carelessly that some of     the ashes hit the floor instead, but he doesn’t seem to notice, or care,     leaving the desk behind altogether.

         “What in the goddamn hell is wrong with you?” Ward asks vehemently,     ending up standing to Gunnar’s side, taking full hold of the higher ground--     or, at least, the hallucination of one.

         Even in this state Ward didn’t believe himself capable of STRONG-ARM-     ING such a person out himself-- but security remained in the building day     and night, and all it would take was one phone call down.

              “You’re leaving. Now. And you’re taking your “truth” and distracting     voice with you.”

[sagamemes]

reblog this if you are a canon divergent portrayal out of pure fucking saltiness towards the canon

[angstmemes]

Send my muse a nightmare. Make my muse scream and wake up in a sweat.