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Achilles Heelies: I checked to see if there was a connection issue so I took a knife and alcohol and removed the residue on it, but that didn't fix anything.

Frank West: Knives and alcohol fix most of my problems.

-F Plus Vaping episode

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“HAHA, SUCKERS! You’re listening to the F Plus podcast!”

->-   F Plus / / Homestuck

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P1: [reading] "Can a person get MRSA by going to the funeral of a dead person who died of MRSA in the blood?"

P2: There's just aerosoled MRSA in the air at a dead person's funeral.

P1: Depends on what you do at the funeral, I suppose--also "the funeral of a dead person"

--The F Plus podcast

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P1: Number six– leave an area in your yard to grow wild, so that the fairies can play freely.

P2: Are you sure you’re not thinking of mosquitoes?

-The F Plus, Episode 154: WitchyHow.com

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Please listen to this excerpt from The F Plus’ Tv Tropes episode where they force themselves to read Tv Tropes-ified story pitches

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“At the point when you’re typing onto the internet ‘the lube doesn’t taste good’ just-- rethink everything.”

- The F Plus #264: Folks on Amazon Reviewing Dildos

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P1: So this website has a list of herbs you should stay away from, and it says that if you are pregnant you should, for example, avoid pennyroyal. And I mean, yes, probably, haha, unless you don’t super want to be pregnant. But it also says that if you’re pregnant maybe stay away from nightshade. But, you know. If you’re not pregnant, then fuck it, it’s fine!

-The F Plus, Episode 154: WitchyHow.com

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P1: Can I ask a question? Is this forum auto-generated.

P2: I’m going to reveal something to you: the entire internet is auto-generated!

P1: Oh noooo!

P2: You’ve been the only person on the internet this entire time!

P1: Oh my god, it’s like the Truman Show, but sadder.

-The F Plus Episode #155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence