From: Anonymous - Open Starker (I mean Starter)
Peter started feverishly laughing as he reread the card in his hand.
'To: Mr. Stark' Good start, there was no way he would figure out who wrote it.
'Hello sir, my name is Bubblebooberry. I am deeply in love with that fine tooshy. In fact, I would love it if your fine tooshy was smashing my ultra fine tooshy into hell. Can I get a yeet?' Peter started laughing even harder.
'On a more serious note, you are very handsome, sir. Since this is Anonymous, there is no way of you knowing who this is from. It isn't as if you have seen my writing. Wait... I don't think you have? Anyways! Your personality matches your body, it's absolutely brilliant.' Peter's face went a bit red at that part, but he continued reading.
'Sincerely, Bubblebooberry with the ultra fine tooshy.'
Peter’s eyes went a bit wide as he heard someone entering the house. He set the note down on the table and shot a web onto the side of the wall so he could watch from outside of the building.