My official note of resignation.
Yeah this has been a fun hobby for a few months, but i was in a really bad place when i started, and I’ve recently not been enjoying using this tumblr account. I have thought it through and decided my efforts are better focused on myself, not like *checks notes* all 733 of you deserve a written suicide note. 727 of you can have an MS Word six-character line; “I quit”
This is for the six or so of you I actually enjoy the company of, and the rest of you can benefit from their charisma.
I’ve had a good run on this account, I think, and it’s time I wrapped this up. To those of you it will concern (some more deeply than others) I have reached out to you personally, which you have found and sorted long before reading this.
To those who would like to preserve my stories, i have linked in my pinned a masterlist of my work, hyperlinked to the original of each. Perverts.
I’d also like to thank about thirty of you for making my stay at the Horny Tumblr Motel as enjoyable as it was.
Now, picture me riding off into the sunset on a giant Indian Chief Bobber, dressed like a cowboy, as Dead Or Alive by Bon Jovi plays, the screen cutting to black and credits as the exhaust fades into nothing.
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Yours, ~
fuck you you don’t get to know my name.
