#f--abulous

[bestanimal]

And with that, the “Summer of the Fish” is almost over. Actinopterygii polls have finally all been posted!

There will be a short break while polls conclude; please take this time to check and make sure you haven’t missed any!

A round-up and stat post will be posted on August 11th, but we’re not out of the water yet… Malacostraca polls begin August 12th. See you then!

[spoopieere]

H-

I’m alive people 🥀😔 I’ve just been really busy okay?

Doodles I’ve made the past few days ehe

[local-loudmouth]

Been going on for like a week btw

[shadowspirez]

Aphobia isn't real. Why would i be afraid of a virgin?

perhaps you could consult a mirror about that rhetorical question, anon. i believe the fear of oneself is called "autophobia", so maybe you can like, talk to your therapist about that or somethin

[nanamimizz-archived]

just meet kaiser. i hate gay people

[seraphdreams]

good thing draken is 6'3 (i think???). i wanna be his sweet small s/o. he's so big and strong, his hands are huge and one can probably wrap around your neck with ease. when he spanks you, a big handprint is left on your flesh. i am having so many horny thoughts about that man..... just.... size kink <3

yeah… ken🥺 *dreamy sigh*

i always say this and will stand on it, DRAKEN IS BUILT FOR PRINCESSES!! BUILT FOR LAZY LOVERS!!! he’s nice n big, has stamina for hours so he doesn’t mind doing all the work :( all you have to do is take what he gives you even if you feel like you can’t.

[birf]

vibe check failed

[chickensarentcheap]

Interceptor would have been at least a C if they’d cast someone who can actually act. Or who could at least get the role on merit. Instead of who they’re banging/married to.

I also don’t believe I have to like someone because of who they are banging or they’re married to. I don’t kiss ass for no one, thank you. Not even Chris Hemsworth. Who should have known better than to put this complete and utter nonsense on his resume.

But I digress.

The main character is quite the most boring and unlikable one I’ve come across in a long time. Girl power?  Please.  What an assault to actual girls/women with power.

The dialogue is pure shit.  Cheesy ass one liners that fall flat and could have been written by a 12 year old.

And I’ve heard a lot of bad American accents done by outsiders, but it was like they weren’t even trying.

Most of the action? You can tell it’s fake AF and the blows don’t even land.  Like if you watch WWE on real slowwwww and none of the hits connect.

The plot is completely fucking  ludicrous.   I’ve seen better plots  both written and followed by grade five students.

Perhaps could have been somewhat pulled off by a better lead.  With talent. Someone you could actually buy as a US Army vet. 

You know it should have been? Rhonda Rousey.

But I digress there as well.

This was just poorly done ‘John McClane with a vagina.’

Sorry Luke Bracey. Not even you could save this.

If you’re a true fan of action movies like Extraction, the Jason Bourne stuff, Die Hard series even,  stay away from this steaming pile of shit.

Minus 5 out of 5 stars.

Chris Hemsworth I love you, but you should be ashamed for a couple of reasons.