Hello I am here to S C R E A M about one (1) space miner gentleman. The blonde streak. THE BLONDE STREAK. This fic you are writing might be the death of me and I CANNOT wait
me thinking about this fic like
listen it’s killing me. it’s already 12 fucking pages and i write in font size 11. ezra is just like
(gif credit here cos i can never find gifs through tumbles gif thing for ezra)
the blond streak intrigues me. what’s up with that? does he dye it regularly? (i wanna help him do it next time!) is it a birth mark...thing? does he have a matching blond streak....elsewhere? WHAT IS UP WITH IT? he’s gonna go all salt and pepper one day and then it’s gonna be a grey patch
p.s. i love how you’re like one (1) space miner gentleman and i’m like one (1) feral bastard gentleman. i kid i can never write without some degree of fluff but this man likes to test limits cos you know he loves to push his own. i’ll do some fluffy smut for him once this bastard of a one shot has left me