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[avarkriss]

Star Wars Masterlist

Happy Reading Everyone!!  

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One Shots 

crush your teeth: You want to meet Rex at 79s and he gets a pleasant surprise. 18+ only

Ignipotent: Domming the Undommable: in which Commander Cody takes orders for once. 18+ only

Trust: Cody has a trust kink and you learn that he has a new knife. 18+ only

One Shots

appetence: Maul seeks to serve two things: the force, and you. 18+ only

gushing gold: A visitor from a galaxy far, far away gets you and Maul into a little trouble with some pollen found hidden in an abandoned Sith temple. 18+ only

The only time Maul and Obi-Wan are quiet is when it's to tease you

One Shots

felled by you; held by you: You get a little shy and Boba isn't having any of that; aka a good old fashioned mirror fuck. 18+ only

no time for talking: Sub Boba Fett. 18+ only

troublemaker: You and Boba interrupt Din’s nap, so to make it up to him you invite him to join in on the shenanigans. 18+ only

we don’t have to rush: Boba Fett makes you an offer that you just can’t refuse. 18+ only

Drabbles

Boba catches you breaking the rules and so you get a spanking

Boba softly singing to his sleeping baby

Boba is Dangerous

Riding slightly subby Boba’s thigh

One Shots

dust to dust//ii/iii:  A generous gift bestowed upon a very pretty desert hermit

Fulminare:  You’ve had a bad day and Sith!Obi comes to the rescue. 18+ only

Mirrors:  Obi-Wan is the epitome of the duality of man; a brief exploration of how he would react to overhearing someone admit they have feelings for him (Jedi Obi and Sith Obi. Sith Obi part 18+ only

paradise; (with a nasty bite):  Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, Commander Cody, and one very ticked off Jedi Reader get pollened on what should be a very quick and simple mission. 18+ only

somewhere after midnight:  After a small chip malfunction, Obi-Wan Kenobi is finally able to track down his lost commander. (A CodyWan fic!) 

unspoken: You have a nightmare and Obi-Wan provides comfort. 18+ only (while nothing is graphic, some content may be triggering: please heed the warnings

Series

of castles and magic: King Obi-Wan Kenobi has been given you, the princess of Aquilae, as retribution for breaking a one hundred year treaty between your kingdoms. After living in Coruscant you are kidnapped and learn of a plot to destroy him and his lineage, leaving the kingdom of Coruscant vulnerable to rule by Ziost, the evil tsis kingdom of the north. You must return to Coruscant and your king to stop the plot before it’s too late - but will you?

One Shots

I Don’t Care: Poe Dameron is an arrogant nerfherder and needs to be put in his place - and you are the nurse to do it. 18+ only

All of these fics are crack fics and are not meant to be taken seriously in any way; read at your own risk; I cannot be held responsible for any therapy bills that may result from the consumption of this material 

rock candy: A Palpatine x Reader x Jar Jar Crack Fic; read the title, then question the life choices you've made that brought you to this point. 18+ only

cat & mouse: An ObiGrievous Crack Fic; Obi-Wan and General Grievous have played a long game of cat and mouse that finally comes to a head. 18+ only

Grievous/Reader: quick little blurble about our favorite 7 foot asthmatic cyborg

A Sticky Situation: In which Jabba is a voyeur and Bib wants you to rub his most sensitive bits

The Best Worst News Ever: A crack essay in which we explore the intricacies of Hutt-fucking

My Synasthete Brain Color-Personality Associations 

Favorite Characters 

Cursed Characters 

[avarkriss]

don't forget to leave a plate of your crushed hopes and dreams with a cup of warm tea for obi-wan kenobi tonight

[corarima-23]

Daily 30 minute sketch: General Grievous

[hashtagsupershitt]

DARTH MAUL BITCHES RISE!!!!!

[ruinedchildhood]

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[heckboymoved-deactivated2016033]

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

(Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me)

[guygirder]

[jennytrout]

I’m so glad I went through my tumblr from page one. I haven’t seen this in a thousand years, and I’ll never get tired of laughing at it.

[cafffine]

god howwww is star wars so painfully gluttonously overdone while every character it churns out is still the biggest waste of potential in the history of modern media

[cafffine]

like no I don’t want this Ahsoka show but yes I do want AN Ahsoka show and no I don’t want the mandalorian to be about Luke but god can someone please fix the damage that the sequels did to Luke’s character and no solo was not a good movie but yes solo was a good movie and I want more out of qi’ra and maul and Lando and no I don’t want star wars to ever touch john boyega again but yes I want justice and visible force sensitivity for Finn and ON AND ON

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[snaret]

OP of this collection got deleted but the other one i reblogged made me remember this so i must spread the word

marathon durandal ass images

[hypochroma-art]

if you're going to live 105 soundcheck at the rickshaw stop in san francisco tomorrow (december 18th), i made this print and sticker to hand out! so hyped for such a stacked lineup (wilt + bones shredder + tess and the details!!!)

[lasagoofs]

x

[twodragonsflying]

*not pictured: Dooku physically prying a battery out of Qui-Gon’s mouth and Yoda spoon feeding Dooku Batteries.

[carolxdanvers]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[red-mercer]

This really deserves to be one of those million note posts

[fredersen]

shrimply having a wonderful fishmastime

[fredersen]

[official--shrimp--posts]

Official shrimp post

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[ordinaryschmuck]

Don’t forget Sasha ze Christmas Tiger.

She’s coming for you~.

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrru-deacti]

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

[squided]

I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

@setepenre-set

[setepenre-set]

now C:≡ approaching octopus territory

C:≡                                                           C:≡                               C:≡      C:≡                                              C:≡                         C:≡

C:≡                                 C:≡      

[setepenre-set]

onwards C{≡ to jellyfish territory

C{≡             C{≡

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[winterbyn]

oh! you’ve found some isopods! look at them go!

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[genericpuff]

And here comes the trout!

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[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[novcria]

A black hole is one of the most extreme environments in the universe and nothing, not even light, can escape its event horizon. (x) cr. i, ii.

[theideaofhayden]

[99tech99]

omfg

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