Yuki: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Liam's birthday invitations.Ā
Max: Well, what are they supposed to say?Ā
Yuki: "Liam's birthday".Ā
Max: So, what do they say instead?Ā
Yuki: "Liamās bi".Ā
Max:Ā
Max: Works out either way.
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Yuki: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Liam's birthday invitations.Ā
Max: Well, what are they supposed to say?Ā
Yuki: "Liam's birthday".Ā
Max: So, what do they say instead?Ā
Yuki: "Liamās bi".Ā
Max:Ā
Max: Works out either way.
Logan: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
Pierre: Iām a reverse necromancer!Ā
Franco: Isnāt that just-Ā
Isack: No. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You are literally so fucking unfunny that it hurts. It physically hurts my body knowing that people still think murder is funny. I cant believe im saying this but do you guys know how chronically online you all are, thinking that saying āoOh iM a rEVeRsE nECrOmANcER i LOvE tO kiLL pEOpLeā is genuinely funny and will get everyone in the room shitting themselves from laughter?? cause its not. Itās fucking not. In fact, its the unfunniest fucking joke ever. Not just any joke about killing people. This one specifically. Its so unfunny and stupid. Nobody is fucking laughing at that, Pierre. It makes you look like a greasy emo kid who has never been outside once in their life and uses tumblr religiously. Like not even the funny side of tumblr. the fucking unfunny side filled with overused jokes about murder and illegal acts. Honestly, you're so unfunny, Pierre. Fuck you.
Checo: Whatās up with you?Ā
Lance: What do you mean?Ā
Checo: Youāve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. Whatās your game?
Valtteri: When did you become a hero?Ā
Checo: Umā¦ the moment I saved you from getting killed.Ā
Valtteri: Youāre the last person on earth I wanted to rescue me.Ā
Checo: Wellā¦ sucks to be you, donāt it.
Fernando: So we're gathered here today for a very special reason and I think you'll all agree with me here.Ā
Fernando: And if you don't well then fuck you.Ā
Fernando: I'm looking at you, Max, you jealous mop.