#f1 incorrect quotes

[thesafetycar]

*the grid is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered* 

Nico R: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer? 

Lance: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine. 

Liam: What about Zhou? Nobody ever suspects Zhou! 

Zhou: Well what about Kimi R? He has a gun! 

Kimi R: Nico R has a knife. 

Nico R: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Liam in the arm*

[thesafetycar]

Max: I feel like I can be myself around you. 

Kimi: You’re weird and quiet around me. 

Max: Yes.

[thesafetycar]

Charles: So what are your political beliefs? 

Ollie, awkwardly trying to impress him: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.

[cadillacjohnf1]

[thesafetycar]

Max: Did you take out Lando as I requested? 

Oscar: Lando has been taken out, yes. 

Max: You have my grat- 

Oscar: It was a great restaurant. 

Oscar: We had a romantic candlelit dinner. 

Oscar: Lando proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

[thesafetycar]

Charles, about Max: I like him, he has that, what do you call it? 

Carlos: Cold blooded ruthlessness? 

Charles: No, that’s not it. 

Charles: Ah, a knife, he has a knife.

[thesafetycar]

Lando: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd. 

George: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue. 

Lando: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.

[five-eighty-seven]

Gabi: And Franco was right, Europeans are always taking something away from Latinos! Ollie: What did I do? Gabi: You took my heart. Ollie: Awww🥺 Franco: CAN YOU BOTH JUST GET THE FUCK OUT-