Mar 5
Fernando: So you hate me! Why would you do this to me? Why would you hurt me like this? Is my heart just a toy to you?!
Lance: Nando, all I said was that you can’t hold my dick while I pee.
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Fernando: So you hate me! Why would you do this to me? Why would you hurt me like this? Is my heart just a toy to you?!
Lance: Nando, all I said was that you can’t hold my dick while I pee.
Daniel: I don't think we can Maxplain, manipulate or malewife our way outta this one.
Max: *Grabbing dagger*
Max: Manslaughter it is
Carlos: Lando... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Lando: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Carlos (shocked) Carlos: I wrote sanitize, Lando.
Lando: Why is Pierre crying on the floor?
Charles: He took one of those "which F1 driver are you?" quizzes
Lando: And? Who'd he get?
Charles: He got Esteban
Max crossing his arms, worried: Who gave you that purple eye?
Charles: don't worry, it's no big deal.
Max: Charles...
Charles (breathes resignedly): Shelby did this to me.
Max: Tell me where i can find this guy.
Charles: Well... he's not a guy, he's a cat.
Max: A cat?
Charles: I took care of our neighbor's cat and it didn't end very well.
Max: What is the number of her apartment?
Charles: Oh my god... you are not going after the cat.
Max opens his mouth to speak:
Charles: And won't send anyone after him!
Yuki: ARE YOU-
Max: Fucking.
Yuki: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Max: Fucking.
Yuki: IDIOT!
Pierre: …What was that?
Max: Checo banned Yuki from swearing, so I’m helping him out.
Daniel: Tell them about the birds and the bees
Seb, turning to the grid kids: They're disappearing at an alarming rate
Seb: explaining something to the younger drivers And that concludes the plan. Dan you're up!
Daniel: Alright, time to see if you little shits were paying attention kahoot music starts to play