May 31
One of the running jokes between me and my mate Jeb is me telling him to stub his toe whenever he does or says something dumb.
Which happens quite frequently and it's a running joke because whenever I tell him to do it, he inevitably ends up stubbing his toe on accident cuz he's kind of a klutz.
Which in turn leads to him cursing me out even if I'm not in ear shot and now he accuses me of cursing him and being a witch.
Pretty shitty witch though if you ask me considering all I can do is make one guy stub his toe. /j