So, my friend Jeb has learned you can throw people in BG3
After he's learned this, I make the bone-headed choice to leave him alone to go look for something.
No sooner had I rounded the corner that this happened:
Jeb: "Right where's a child? I'm going to throw a child!"
Jeb, laughing: "Oh shit I just killed the child!"
Jeb: "It's okay! The Guards didn't see!"
Cue him being pulled into a conversation with a guard and managing to talk his way out of it.
Jeb: "Hey come look at what I've done!"
Cue Jeb tossing the corpse repeatedly as he tries to bring it to me, splattering the ground with blood as he does so.
When he reaches me with the corpse, it turns out that it thankfully WAS NOT A CHILD that he had killed.
But as a result there were just puddles of blood going from where we were all the way to the Lower City Central Wall Waypoint.
I took my eyes off of him for not even a minute, may I add? It took him less than a minute to do to a civilian what Hulk did to Loki in Avengers.
EDIT: thankfully he was fully clothed when this happened unlike when we first entered the city. Otherwise the last sight that woman would've had would've been a giant pink Dragonborn cock.
Jeb is playing Durge. We had recently succeeded in him purging Bhaal's influence from his character.
So Jeb's character no longer feels the urge to horrifically murder someone.
That did not stop Jeb from doing so anyways.
Also this is not the first time he's killed a civvie on accident.
We were in the sewers saving some refugees from Bhaalists and Jeb, not realizing that the refugees were civvies/not the enemy, killed one.
My response was "Did you just kill a civillian?!"
Jeb: "Oh, so they weren't an enemy."
Me: sighing "Reloading the save!"
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