Fable

[thefablechronicler]

Hello there, I'm thefablechronicler and welcome to my blog.

I'm an aspiring writer and "professional" unemployed sheltered, ditzy idiot.

I'm on the Spectrum, Asexual and British (shock horror).

I started this blog up recently to get in my daily dose of social interaction, talk about stuff I like, questions that pop up in my head or recant tales of the stupid shit myself and my two friends, Jeb and Gizmo, get up to.

Normally it's the stupid shit Jeb does. Because Jeb is less of an idiot(in fact he's really smart when he wants to be) and more of force of vibing chaos.

But neither Gizmo nor I are above being just as chaotic.

I'll also be talking about my fanfic writing and when I get around to finishing and publishing a book, I'll also talk about that too (but I won't give away spoilers about what happens).

Also, I do swear alot. So, sorry in advance for that.

So, feel free to ask me stuff, may take a while for me to get to answering but I will eventually.

Here are the two other blogs I currently have up:

Yu-Gi-Oh Legacy of The Aeon Dragon This is the Blog dedicated to the Yu-Gi-Oh Fanfic I am writing. The blog will have character profiles and updates as to when a new chapter is up.

Fable's Study of The Weeping Angels Made this one back in the early days then realized I probably can't make a big-ass blog dedicated solely to Those Fucking Bastards so, it'll be rejigged when I get round to it.

Probably make it a bit more horror or Doctor Who/Faction Paradox oriented, or both, DW/Faction Paradox has plenty of horror in it after all.

Once I'm able to sort out some stuff in my personal life and sort out a writing schedule, then hopefully I can start working on more writing cuz I've got a lot of stories in this noggin that I wanna write.

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[larken-the-skies]

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

[i-suggest-piracy]

i have a suggestion

[thefablechronicler]

If buying isn't ownin' then piratin' ain't stealing.

[thefablechronicler]

Am I the only one who thinks it's crazy that Disney declared a new canon when they bought Star Wars

Only to immediatley start pulling elements of the old canon into their stuff?

Han and Leia's son turning to the Dark Side.

A New Empire to cause trouble for the New Republic.

Palpatine returning from the dead.

The death of a beloved member of the original crew (Chewie in the old canon, Han, Luke and Leia in the new).

The Mandalorians having fought a war against the Jedi at one point in the past.

The symbol of Mandalore's right to rule being an object (Darksaber in new, The Helmet in the old).

Am I just being crazy/grumpy?

[thefablechronicler]

A Star Wars game like Helldivers would be fucking amazing.

[junietuesday]

white people go like “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?” and not wait for an answer

[junietuesday]

white people go “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman good character as a white person?” and not wait for an answer

[junietuesday]

white people can rb but please do not clown

[junietuesday]

white people really cant give a shit abt anyone but themselves unless held at gunpoint or smth huh?

“what about the poor little white kids just trying to have fun?” what about the poor little kids of color made to feel unsafe and unwelcome in a space that was supposed to be fun?

“why can’t poc just make their own redesigns and we can keep these ones” why cant you realize that your actions have consequences and that you should maybe try to not enforce racist stereotypes??

like ofc its ideal to have VARIETY among both villains AND protagonists, its when your characters look like this that the issue arises

[image description: at the top, three pale-skinned stick figures are labelled “good guys”. at the bottom, three stick figures with varying shades of brown skin are labelled “bad guys”. end description.]

[thefablechronicler]

I agree with you. Because at the end of the day fiction is supposed to be for everyone.

White kids can still have fun without it coming with the cost of making people of colour feel unwelcome in a space.

And honestly? People who limit their heroic characters to just one ethnicity are really missing out.

I've been on this site for almost a year now and I've seen just as much art featuring Black people as I have seen art featuring White People.

Like at one point creatingblackcharacters did an art challenge for Hornet from Hollow Knight, a Heroic character.

And for like a solid week or so during that, my feed had a lot of art featuring a Black Human Hornet and they were all really good and gorgeous.

[wren-kitchens]

happy disability pride month and once again, FUCK lazy subtitles. fuck the [speaks foreign language] instead of actually transcribing the words, fuck shortening sentences and changing whats been said for no reason, fuck censoring swearing in captions but not in audio and fuck anyone who says youre being 'too sensitive' for being upset about a lack of accessibility

[thefablechronicler]

Passing it on.

[thefablechronicler]

Has anyone else had this problem with mobile youtube?

Was watching a video and a random ad popped up which literally bricked my phone.

As in, I couldn't access the lockscreen, couldn't turn it on or off.

it was just stuck on this still image of the ad with a black box underneath it even when I pressed the power button to stick it into sleep mode.

I had to hold down both the power and volume buttons in order to boot it up and get it working.

Like, what the fuck was that?! It's the first time it's ever happened to me.

[thefablechronicler]

Suddenly getting a lot of Pratchett posts in my feed.

Dunno what I did to prompt that but I ain't complainin!

[boccher]

funny seeing the google ai go on full defense for white people over the word honky while the wiki article it's sourcing is just like "yeah its some insult". they're injecting their own #alllivesmatter weights into the bot

[storyweavingspider]

Getting cancelled on tumblr because someone went into my blog archives and caught me calling crackers the H word with a hard Y

[thefablechronicler]

And I thought I came up with weird ass ineffective insults.

Someone calls me a Honky and I'm just going to stare at them in confusion

[whateversebastian]

REBLOG IF YOU ARE A WRITER ON TUMBLR

IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT KIND OF WRITER YOU ARE YOU CAN BE WRITING: POEMS, FANFICS, IDK NORMAL FICS, NOVELS, SHORT STORIES, IDK ANYTHING!! JUST REBLOG!!!

[thefablechronicler]

Never!

[thefablechronicler]

If "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Magic"

Then does that the inverse is also true: "sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science"?

[qqchurch]

tennocon 2026 excerpts

[thefablechronicler]

Humanity once again proves that we will fuck ANYTHING and EVERYTHING if given the chance.

[aoitastic]

AMIR RED TEXT!!!!!!!!

[thefablechronicler]

My mate Jeb has not done 1999 yet so he was confused as all hell when this happened.

[animentality]

[thefablechronicler]

No, no, Satan did indeed open his ass crack.

Satan has a bad case of Swamp ass.

[destiny2-names]

HRT wouldn't fix me but it would make me way sexier, which is close enough I guess

[destiny2-names]

WRONG BLOG

[sylvancaptain]

This is a Destiny 2 post I think.

[destiny2-names]

You know what? Good point

[awokennerd]

Destiny 2 heritage post

[thefablechronicler]

Defo made Oryx sexier

[prokopetz]

Arthurian knight kink, by which I mean our RP scene must be prefaced with a lengthy apologetics establishing that it totally happened exactly like this and any other chronicler who tells it differently is full of shit.

[prokopetz]

I'm going to need you to approach me three times in a series of increasingly flimsy disguises by which I will be utterly fooled, each time asking me one of these five riddles, and you have to act like you're genuinely mad when I get the answers wrong. I can't get it up if the scorn isn't sincere.

[prokopetz]

[thefablechronicler]

@lancelought's comment just sounds like what would happen if Tolkien had written a sex scene in one of his books....

[toskarin]

a lot of things "killed" destiny 2, but it's hard not to place the blame on them removing the entire first half of the game and starting you at endgame. not just because that personally disappointed me, but because that's visibly still stopping new players from trying the game in its final state

[thefablechronicler]

THIS.

This was one of my biggest problems with D2 when I properly got into it: the fact they just flat out ripped out a good chunk of the story.

Had I not played Red War and watched my younger sibling play it when it first came out I would've had next to no idea what the fuck happened.

Even then, there was still context I was missing cuz I hadn't done Curse of Osiris due to it having been ripped out before I picked it up again.

It's something that frustrates me to this day.

Not to mention that people had paid for these stories. D2 was not free when it first came out and Curse of Osiris was not free either. People paid money for them just for "let's see how durable this bungee cord is" Bungie to toss them in the bin!