“Everyone, guess what! Uncle Potato Chip’s friend made it out of surgery! He sent me a picture!”
“He said when he called that it took a long while but they managed. He was on the phone with me when he walked in and the conversation went as followed:”
“Hey, hey, look who made it out of surgery.”
“Mmmmn.”
“Yeah, I bet. Heard they made you handsome.”
“MmmI waaaffs hamsthm beferr.”
“No, no, I know you are. I’m teasing in horrible taste. Has your brother been by yet?”
“Mmmmnnn.”
“Oh, good. I’ll try to catch him if he’s coming back soon. Can I get you anything? How long are you in for?”
…
“Ah, okay. That’s not bad though. Should be in tip top shape by the weekend.”
“Mmmm.”
“Right right. Alright, hey hold on.”
“And it was here that we hung up. I actually don’t know who took the picture and I actually don’t know his friend’s name… I guess I should have asked.”