#facedesks

[stars-kenobi]

bibbidi bobbidi boo, i turn your 500 words into 1002

[arcanawise]

me, making this blog: yeah fam it’ll be hard to ship with aaravos; he’s such a prima donna-- aaravos, a week later walking in with a bf on each arm: hm? @tenteacles​ @magicianbound​ me:

[ask-fluorite-and-nephrite]

"Ah! Another Fluorite, this is wonderful! Are you of Homeworld too- oh, and this is my pearl, say hello Gold." "Hello."

[Flo]: “Hey! Yeah, I’m a Fluorite, but you can call me Flo to avoid confusion. This is Nephrite, she’s a little shy at first, but I’m sure she’ll come around. And of course we’re from Homeworld! I wasn’t even “born” when the war happened, so I’ve never even seen another planet up close. Nephrite might’ve been, but she won’t say.”

[Nora]: “…hello”

[Flo]: “You two seem pretty cool, anyway. What part of Homeworld are you from, though? You look so much different from me! And how did you get a Pearl?”

[stars-kenobi]

me @ me : oh my god bitch you’ve got to write the first story BEFORE you write the sequel

[stars-kenobi]

people: hey lets ignore this really cute and loving interracial relationship and instead ship these two generic white guys that don’t even like each other that much

[stars-kenobi]

new low: just pulled a sunshade out of its packaging and immediately broke it

[stars-kenobi]

guys i'm a fuckin idiot and have finally realised that violet is called violet as in ultra-violet light which is fucking INVISIBLE

[stars-kenobi]

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