Oct 13, 2015
"Did you know there's probably at least ten little blond british bastards walking around here can you fucking explain this"
“How should I know?! We’re not in England, yeah?? Are they all friends or something??”
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"Did you know there's probably at least ten little blond british bastards walking around here can you fucking explain this"
“How should I know?! We’re not in England, yeah?? Are they all friends or something??”
"What if I shot /you/ in the foot?"
“Well--uh....Well now, that wouldn’t be real nice of you....”
"WHAT IF-- I shot your horned friend in the foot."
“If you do anything to him, I’m gonna do something about it so you better watch your back and I mean it!”
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“Oh darling, darling, do come in! You must be tired.”
"I heard you had a little friend that has horns on his head, how would you feel if I decided to play with him instead of you~?"
The boy suddenly seems to grow very serious in his expression, anger flaring up within him and edging into his red eyes.
"Don't you dare even touch him."
Striding towards him, this time he's the one grabbing his collar and yanking him down so that they see eye to eye.
"Now listen here, you bastard. It's one thing if it's me. Play with me all you want. I won't like it one bit, yeah, but it's better than letting the likes of you near him." The hand gripping his collar begins to pulse with golden light, every bit of hatred and ire demolishing his own usual cheery demeanor. His mouth is drawn back in a snarl, heart racing from the adrenaline.
"So STAY AWAY. You got that? Or am I not loud enough for you to hear?"
*pretends to snip off a piece of his hair from behind* "Wooow~! I think you look great with short hair- look at what I just cut off!" *holds out identical blond hair probablyfromadeadbodythough*
"EH--"
Turns around;;
PaNICS INteRNALLY;;
;;Feels back of head--Oh thank god it's still there
"H-ha-ha, very funny."
"Y'know, is there a way to tighten that collar around your neck?" Ya NKS IT "What if I put my fingers in between the collar and your neck, would that make it feel tighter?"
yeL Ps;;
"B-but it's already tight enough!! Any tighter and I'll start choking--"
"Hio-kun~! Hio-kun~! It's been a while! Aren't you happy to see me~?"
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