#facts though

[mimi-dracula]

me: people forget Annie is funny. she is so funny!

my dad: I'd laugh at anything Annie says, to be honest. she's lovely.

[princess-nico]

need a sloppy make out session right now or i might die

[dreamoftheotherlife]

[axinite25]

"Why don't they ever kick the shit out of it?"

Mum while watching the new Doctor Who

[autistic-bashir]

my dad walked up to me while i was making lunch and was like ‘yknow if they had given weyoun a ball of yarn it probably would’ve distracted him long enough for the federation to win the war’ and then walked away

[destinyc1020]

The antis keep pushing this whole Tom and z have nothing in common thing literally because they’re just salty that Tom had two girls who fit exactly the type of girl they want him to be with (white, English and local, partiers, not that famous, kinda basic just like the antis are probably) and yet he dumped both of them without a second thought and now they’re mad cause they probably take it personally and they know it means he’ll never want them

OUCH!!!😅🤣

[joaquinwhorres]

i hope simon chambers walks into the owlery and every bird in the vicinity shits on him and then he discovers a new allergy when every hair on his head slowly falls off one by one

you terrify me a little

[mystic-fvlls]

Queen B stands for Bonnie Bennett 😌