#faculty responses

[vileacademyofficial]

cera, any thoughts on angry banana army? the american youth would support the uprising

but what about the indian youth

[vileacademyofficial]

Vile faculty if you each had to choose who would you say your favorite acme agent was? (This can be for any reason btw)

we have reached the consensus that while we do not particularly care for any of the agents, that woman who nearly killed Carmen Sandiego was, as the youth say, “congenial” to us

[vileacademyofficial]

hiiii professor maelstrom. how do you have that corpse pallor kinda look what are your tips

you need all the sophistication and academic brilliance of a man who is devastatingly melanin deficient ,understand .

[vileacademyofficial]

If intern needs to be taken care of due to insubordination at one point, I will be more than happy to fill in that spot.

Qualities:

-I look really good in green

-I know how to shoot any type of gun except for type E

flaws:

I have none assfuck

-too gay

we’re not gonna replace him but this is a brilliant resume we might just read it out to her to intimidate her maybe then she’ll stop bullying us on this account

[vileacademyofficial]

are you. still accepting more interns?

we didn’t hire or accept intern we picked him up from the roadside. but no we are not

[vileacademyofficial]

To faculty ,

During the time where Shadowsan’s seat was vacant, who taught Stealth 101?

who needs stealth when you can Charge at your opponent, perhaps with a sharp weapon

[vileacademyofficial]

If you killed Intern, THEN WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS? (No offense but yall cant do it.)

WELL. she's not dead

[vileacademyofficial]

FACULTYY!! Thoughts on your operative Amaryllis?

he's so fun to manipulate we love that. uh . i mean who said that