Jul 17, 2013
With friends like these...
I was not yet acquainted with the hilariously scammy FacultyRow.com (The Official Home of America's Top Faculty™) until I got an email letting me know that I was "being reviewed" for invitation to the "private, invitation-only, global network of accomplished academics." Which is weird, because it indicated I had submitted my name for admission, and I had not (even checked my email to make sure I hadn't had a case of the "disruptions"). One glance at the "about us" section told me all I needed to know (notations, obviously, mine):
Oh no, I might not be invited! To party with Harold Koh! #reallyharoldkoh?
In conclusion: