#fade-cloak

[garrus-vakkarian]

fade-cloak replied to your post “fade-cloak replied to your post “im bored  someone come over i’m...”

I'M POOR YOU BEAN

Poor????? What does that mean?????? U mean to tell me that u dont just have $500 dollars laying around????

I cannot BELIEVE a fucking pLEbian is following me...........the audacity

[garrus-vakkarian]

fade-cloak replied to your post “I fuc king hate dark chocolate what the fukc  I’m minding my own...”

What the fuck is this heresy on my dashboard. What the FUCKle

Listen. You fool. You absolute imbecile.  Chocolate has no place being bitter. Chocolate is meant to feel like silky smooth goodness with a gallon of sweetness and a hint of heart attacks.  This is how it is. This is how it’s always been.  Who asked for bitter chocolate?? Who asked for tar that tastes like 13 year old coffee combined with lost dreams and depression? No one did. No one did. It was a sin delivered upon to us from the devil to ward us away from the purity and holiness that is literally any other chocolate. 

You’re blocked. You are not free of sin.  

[garrus-vakkarian]

fade-cloak replied to your post “i cant believe i still have mutuals who remember @the-assquisitor...”

Don't worry love you're still the devil of the da fandom in my heart

Oh good, someone’s gotta remember that I’m a stone cold bitch 

[garrus-vakkarian]

fade-cloak replied to your post “im bored  someone come over i’m making mimosas with prosecco”

i'd come over but plane tickets are fucking expensive

It’s only $500+ round trip pfpfpfpfppfppffpfpffffff 

[garrus-vakkarian]

fade-cloak replied to your post “PSA”

I thought this was your shitposting blog

you’ve made this joke before 

TRY AGAIN

[garrus-vakkarian]

fade-cloak replied to your post “me when inigo said im the only friend he needs ”

Furry

Please, you should’ve seen this coming.  Remember “Zenyanya?” 

[nge24-1]

coffee, marble, cactus :>

coffee: what’s your starbucks order, and who would you trust to order for you, if anyone?

i’m too poor for that starbucks thing but i guess a chocolate frappuccino. my roomie ordered for me last time we went to starbucks so i do trust him, and my best friend because i trust her with my life anyway lmao

marble: what is the most important thing to you in your life right now? 

me. im working on my personal growth and i want to be the most important thing in my own life and work hard for myself to be a better person and shit.

cactus: what is your opinion on brown eyes? 

brown eyes are so incredibly pretty and i am so Weak you don’t even understand i adore them and it makes me mad when people feel like their brown eyes are dull because they’re so beautiful? there are so many tones and when light hits them it’s like an epiphany? i’m so glad i’m alive and can see these gorgeous brown eyes ok

aesthetic asks