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[text to Robin]: Ugh, you know what the worst part of me missing the Gala is? The fact that all anyone will tell me about afterwards is about the stupid Dean getting attacked. Like okay, I get it, he got put in the hospital, so what? I want to hear if Benji looked really dashing in his tux (or whatever he found at the thrift shop), or if Will found an excuse to take off his shirt even at a formal affair, and if Julia ended up finding something really pretty to wear, and if Mathilde remembered to wear the lipstick I lent to her and if you actually mingled or if you stood in the corner sipping punch all night! Like, where are those details? Did anyone have any nip slips? Did anybody trip over their own shoes or step on somebody else’s feet on the dance floor? Were any of the donors pervy old men? LIKE SOMEBODY TELL ME SOMETHING OF INTEREST HERE OMG :( :( :( :( I’M NEVER GETTING SICK AGAIN!
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[text to Benji] Can you imagine a world where you and Will don’t get along? Like, I just don’t understand why they don’t try a little harder. They’re both amazing people, why don’t they realize the other is great too? It would make them both so much happier if they actually LIKED living together the way I like living with them both :(
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