#fae behavior

[adamic--sheep]

texting my group chat bullshit like "guys I miss him :(((" and watching every single person fire back with "ENOUGH ALREADY OH MY FUCKING GOD"

they are collectively unaware that their responses bring me joy and I feed off of their hate

at this point I'm just doing it for fun

[mothcorp]

Spring Court Fae are the least immediately dangerous due to their reclusive nature, a side effect of the Old Court's Schism. Forgoing active participation in The Script almost entirely, they have instead dedicated their lifetimes to learning all they can about The Script's contents- considered a near holy pursuit among the fairies.

Their behavior is less rigidly academic and more a feverish hoarding of information, any information- that might provide insight into the plot. Despite their terrible hunger for secrets they're frequently sought for the depth of their knowledge, renowned as both oracles and oneirocritics. Their ability to interpret the stage notes is said to supersede merely "seeing the future," a party trick many Appalachians can perform already.

Some however are not content with simply understanding The Script, the more ambitious alumni of the hall of spring seek to make their own alterations...

[mothcorp]

Fall Court Fae, despite being the most willing to attack mortals in broad daylight; can frequently be defeated by abusing the "win conditions" they inevitably let slip during their spiels. Their reverence for performing antagonism no matter how ruthless or bloodthirsty is so deeply held that they will almost always accept defeat if their weakness is exploited correctly- especially if its narratively satisfying.

Because while they revel in causing suffering they adore the idea of Wickedness Being Rewarded With Righteous Defeat even more, playing into this can save your life.

If you defeat a Fall Fairy in this manner they're unlikely to ever bother you again, as they despise repeat performances (a villain overstaying its welcome cheapens the act).

[mostlyjustgoose]

watching a 1978 episode of Columbo and it’s just increasingly evident that he’s not a person, he’s the collective American belief that A Good Cop Exists made manifest in a single being who torments and punishes the guilty but has no interaction with the actual police

[pussyswarm]

[captain-krow-drozdov]

I just want to look like something you'd follow into the woods and then never be seen again. Is that too much to ask for?