#fail so hard

[itwasjustmisplaced]

@aviewfromtheclouds25 replied to your post: wow…in the most yikes moment of the day….I was...

I chuckled. This is not good, Taryn. :P

And all my coworkers heard it....like the fuck is wrong with me. 

[rinleycoyote]

Possible Storium character.

Also I have an Instagram. Same name as here. I’ve had it since highschool and only recently got my first follower. XD

EDIT: I changed a small thing so I’m re-posting it.

[anaparamo]

my phone is right next to me and i know a few messages are there and i can’t pick it up bc consequences but it’s not like a lack of answer makes it better and all this for something that’s ultimately really silly and Y E T

[byrdiegrey]

Just accidentally released Old Spice body spray in my face while getting ready to go out. I guess there's a first time for everything? 😹😿

[lordcephalopod]

Just got an email sent to all the law students from the dean’s assistant. This is all it said:

“If anyone knows where the square, grey HUB beer bucket is, please let me know.  I paid a deposit for it and I need to return it.“

...Law school is weird you guys.

[lattendicht]

Error message of the day

"Incorrect number of data files, expected 0,found 0"

[todisturbtheuniverse]

I've been driving this car for seven YEARS and only just figured out where the seat back lever is for the driver's seat.