#failpkmn jojo

[zopy4]

failboat pokemon text posts because uhhhh. uhm. i don't know: ultra moon edition

i've been collecting these things for a little over a year so i think i'll show some of them off. i'll start with ultra moon because i have a lot of these (especially jojo-related for some reason.) feel free to tell me what series you want next. i have a lot of these (especially moon and black 2)

also obligatory ultra moon spoiler warning here (+ possible moon spoilers)

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also here are all the text posts in case you want them: (some of these do come directly from gnome's failtopia text posts because they were a big inspiration for these)

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[zopy4]

ultra moon art dump + my thoughts because i promised some more art

i didn't do this earlier because i was pretty busy and didn't really have any time to put my art together. anyways insert obligatory spoiler warning and old art warning here.

1 - i think this was my first uepi drawing. honestly i got really surprised and excited when i realized that other people ship them but in retrospect it makes a lot of sense because dan pretty much said that they could be dating.

3-4 - mash gijinka!!!

5-6 - phub and keepo's dynamic has always been so interesting to me. they are both pokemon that had important team members of some kind, though phub has more infamous ones, while keepo has keepo, butterip, and fir.

8-10 - waifu gijinka!!!! (9 was from the ultra necrozma fight)

11 - clamb gijinka (+ some bonus claifu(?) idk if they have a real ship name but that's what i call them)

12 - okay i know i posted this to art fight and i didn't really wanna post any uepi i posted to there but i think this one is silly and cute and deserves to be here

13 - mwah mwah (this is mostly joke art but i need them to kiss)

15 - a redraw of this post. i swear i was just thinking to myself "jojo and black friday could have had something amazing. NO. jojo and black friday HAD something amazing." i should make a whole post about their dynamic because i feel like it's so fundamentally different from any of the other binds. they're so doomed it's crazy.

16 - freeform jojo (lyrics from here. i kinda wanna make an animatic of them to it (more specifically the beginning part.)

17 - freeform white delilah

1 - headcanons about the cafe

2 - i change white delilah's design every time i draw her

3 - this might be in another post but IMMORTAL JOJO. do you see the vision.

5 - it's kinda blurry but that's phub and keepo stargazing

7 - concept for 9 from the digital stuff

this isn't everything but i don't really have the energy to look through everything so here's the stuff that i have ready right now. i’ll probably post my backlog of text posts next.

[zopy4]

here’s your free excuse to yap more about Omon 😈 (or Jojo, they seem super interesting to me as well :0)

i appreciate the excuse to yap about omon, but i kinda wanna yap about jojo for some reason. idk i've just been thinking about her a lot lately.

spoiler warning for like all of ultra moon

favorite thing about them: i like her more protagonist sort of role. i like how she's there from almost the start of ultra moon and stays until the end. i like her connection to farrew and how it affects her bond with black friday. i like her fightinium z inheritance. i like that one part of the run where she's too overleveled and won't listen to failure and he takes it as a sign of her being unmotivated and using it to get through things. i like a lot of things about her.

least favorite thing about them: i wish her bond was less of a stand thing. i'll cover this more in the unpopular opinion section.

favorite line: not a line because she doesn't talk but like i really like white delilah's requiem and jojo coming back on the team. i just oughhhhh

brotp: idk all that much because i can see her getting along with a lot of her teammates. maybe bhumpalid and nick because they were with her for quite a while???? also i think her and iva might have an interesting dynamic. and hamb by proxy.

otp: BLACK FRIDAY/WHITE DELILAH!!!!! they have so much potential like. idk how i haven't seen more people talking about them. like the idea of jojo being bonded to someone who reminds her of an old caretaker of hers from another dimension and said pokemon pretty much exists to copy her mannerisms. and then she dies and comes back and there's more spearow metaphors??? like yesssss!!!! they're so doomed i love them

notp: idkkkk... i don't really ship her with anyone else because black friday/white delilah just makes sense

random headcanon: i hc her as immortal because it makes sense with her clause and the fact that she can't die. i like to imagine that the way her bond works is kinda different than the other bonds, so it extends more to extreme injury/fainting leads to the other dying.

unpopular opinion: ik this is gonna sound kinda weird but i wish jojo and black friday/white delilah had less of a jojo stand bond and more of like... a regular bond sorta relationship? like i wish black friday/white delilah had more personality than being jojo's stand. i like to imagine that after white delilah's requiem, she kinda started to gain her own pesonality but idrk...

song i associate with them: fine by lemon demon. like a few years ago i had a whole animatic idea with her to the song. i just think the idea of her watching all of her friends dying and still trying to have a positive mindset despite it but she's very obviously struggling is very hercore.

favorite picture of them:

i wanted to include a few but the first two are definitely my favorites ehehehe