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So I bought flowers and a poster board the winter concert today to give to Mr. Welte. Right before our concert, I made all the seniors gather up in a tiny claustrophobic closet room to secretly write a small note on the poster board. When we were finished, we decorated the cover only to realize that there was something missing. Therefore, I searched out a green marker, but couldn't find the red. The idiot that I am, I went to Mr. Welte and asked for a red marker. He asked why I needed one, and I told him that I had to color in something. -___- As my friends and I finished up the final touches, we realized that the band has gone to sit in the auditorium.

"Now's a good chance to hide this near the stage" my friend noted. Just when we were about to leave the band room, Mr. Welte walks in and we just awkwardly stand there while my friend rushes back into the closet room with the bouquet and poster. We pretend that everythings fine so he left the room. We then slowly creeped down the band hallway when we heard keys jingle ahead of us. The jingles only came from one person. It was Mr. Welte fast pacing towards us again. We ran back into the band room and into the closet room. As he approached the band room, we quickly ran back out of the room with our instruments when we heard him walking towards the closet room. In order to distract him, my friend ran back inside to the band room and asked him to help her hit one of the high notes. The plan worked so he just left. Then, two of our other friends came in so we asked them to help us. We would plan to have them hold the flowers and the card until we were to present them to Mr. Welte. We didn’t want to disrupt the auditorium from the stage side so we decided to come in through the lobby. I opened the door as my friend with the presents trailed quickly behind. And there and behold, there was Mr. Welte talking to a few students. I slammed the door shut and screamed at my friend to stay outside until the coast was clear. Then, I opened the door again to find Mr. Welte looking at me with the weirdest look.The rest of my band friends slowly walked to the auditorium in embarrassment.

I hope he doesn't think we're idiots after this...

@oliviashin