#failure day

[ajackofthecraftsandamasterofnone]

So I made 2 candles and a test scoopable. Didn't do nearly as much as I had planned/hoped :(

[showtunesdream]

Not a red letter day. Sprained my ankle so I hobbled around work like a real professional (sarcasm), and then had a visitor pass out in the heat and I didn't see it coming. And then I forgot to remind husband I was going to be working late so child was late home and late dinner and and and...

[autumnmustdie]

Thanks to Tumblr I've realized my birthday, October 13, is failure day, treat yourself day, and creepypasta day. Interesting.

[everevolvinghuman]

Today sucked. My hair was perfect and I didn't see anyone I know.

[misteryosongngiti]

Kauuwi lang from school. grabe ang araw na ito! MID-TERM kasi sa PHYSICS II kanina. yung tipong no.1 pa lng di mo na alam yung sagot! kairita -_- **. makakuha sana ako ng 50 pts. pataas...PLEASE (crossfingers). Shemaaaay! kinakabahan talaga ako. Dahil alam kong bagsak ako ngayon sa MID-TERM. uzhuuuuur!

[foxsoccer]

It's National Failures Day: Let's celebrate!

by Thomas Hautmann

In honor of National Failures Day (thank you, Blog Gods) we have compiled a nice, diverse selection of the best football fails from yesterday's action.

No, it's not just a highlight reel of Marouane Chamakh and Gervinho's greatest misses. Sadly, neither of them were in action yesterday. However, we can offer you this great miss by Czech Republic's Petr Jiráček to kick things off:

We're off to a high-flying start here for National Failure Day. Thanks, Petr. Next, check out the own goal of the day, brought to you by Brazil's Dani Alves.

It was a magnificent header by the Barcelona star. Unfortunately it handed Switzerland a shock win over the Brazilians.

Lastly, it wouldn't be a proper National Failure Day without a truly mind-boggling goalkeeper howler. Thankfully, Argentine keeper Pablo Campodónico happily obliged with this epic fumble:

That's all folks! Now go about your day, and try not to personally honor this "holiday" too much.