Jake Cote's List of Things to know about while in a Mall (From the perspective of a mall Employee) 1. Be Polite. 2. Be presentable. 3. Realize you are in public. 4. Do not wear pajama pants to the mall (AKA give up on life pants) 4a. Dress appropriately. 5. Pick up after yourself. 6. Spit Gum into a trash receptacle 7. Use polite language. 8. DO NOT HAVE FACE TATOOS. 9. DO NOT BE A JUGGALO 10.DO NOT STEAL. 11. Have your money properly folded and ready at the cash register 12. Eat food at the food court, not in stores. 12a. If food must be eaten elsewhere dispose properly. 12b. If spill or drop is made pick up/clean. 13. Do not vomit. 14. If it is close to closing time, staying a few extra minutes is ok if trying to make purchase, if aimlessly wandering after close please come back at a later time, try the next day. 15. Use pleases and thank you's 16. Realize that retail workers are not your slaves. 17. Realize it is never "our job" to pick up things you decide to throw at the opposite end of the store. 18. Use bathroom when you have to. 19. Kids...Just...you know honestly...just leave them at home. It never works well. No Kids. 20. Teenagers, JUST STOP. 21. Moms, BE NICE 22. Have fun...just...you know...don't be a jerk.
If you do these things, I can guarantee you that the mall would become a great place. For everyone.
............maybe someday.
.....no? I didnt think so.
~Jake