#fairyhaos.thoughts

[fairyhaos]

I was getting ready to bed and my feet are really cold right now so I thought about how Mingyu seems to be very naturally warm and how nice it must be to hug him to sleep 😭 specially because he sleeps shirtless 😭😭 and I was also thinking about how he would react very dramatic to the cold feet touching his skin suddenly in the middle of cuddles

(I just have very cold feet and a serious mingyu problem, honestly I have naturally low body temp 🤒

ohhh yeah i see i see, i get you!

mingyu does run naturally warm, and he probably has some sort of weird built-in instinct of knowing when one of his loved ones is feeling a little chilly and you can bet he's bounding over to you in an instant and wrapping his arms around you or holding your hands between his weirdly warm ones

he thinks it's kinda weird how how you Just Run Cold because wdym your hands always feel like blocks of ice???? doesn't that feel terrifying???

and sleeping shirtless oml!! he's used to your hands wrapping around his bare torso and pressing them into his skin to steal his warmth but honestly, he doesn't mind. he'll wake up startled in the middle of the night when your cold feet touch his, but that's about it. kinda likes it, actually, but do not tickle him or he swears that he's going to accidentally kick you while your feet try to wrap around his ankles >:((

when he's asleep he rolls around and becomes like a personal weighted (and heated) blanket, and yeah in summer that becomes a problem but there's no way you're pushing him off you because he's your personal weighted blanket and wow he's actually kinda really good at it

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[fairyhaos]

Who in svt do you think snores the loudest? ( i feel like itd be the bears)

ohhh it's mingyu for sure pls like this man has the loudest snores. honorary mention also goes to dokyeom (iconic snorrrrkkk mimimi snores) and seungcheol (rumbly grandad snores) . but mingyu literally snores so loudly that he's choked on them before and accidentally woken himself up

on the other end of the spectrum is jeonghan (angelic), jihoon (doesn't sleep) and minghao (is minghao). honorary mention on this side goes to joshua (makes small snuffly noises like a little baby bunny)

[fairyhaos]

hi! i hope you’re having a great day so far and I love your work!

could you please write a f1/racer blurb with wonwoo?

thank you <3 🌷

racing driver!wonwoo, huh?

racing driver!wonwoo who is an incredibly formidable force out on the track, who's been through so many scrapes and bumps and horrifying moments, but manages to come out of it on top all the time.

racing driver!wonwoo who sees right through reporters' bullshit, who speaks out on his insta lives about prejudiced commentaries, who is perfectly calm and polite during interviews and nothing like the menace he is during races. he smiles at uncomfortable questions, gives practiced answers about his profession to them, but is always so sweet and humble with his fans.

racing driver!wonwoo whose black gloves have become a staple of his outfit, even when he's off the track, and in the summer when he doesn't have the black leather over his hands, then he has the sleeves of his shirts and sweaters tugged over them instead.

racing driver!wonwoo who tells people when they ask that yes, he has a significant other, and yes, they're very happy together, but no, he won't say any more than that. and he can't help but smile whenever he talks about you.

but also, racing driver!wonwoo who only ever shows his entire self to the people he trusts- and especially you, who he trusts most in the world, who runs into his arms at the end of his most important race, kissing him full on the lips in front of all the people and all the cameras.

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[fairyhaos]

HI YENA ML <2

what do u think of f1 driver joshua.. 😍😍

f1 driver joshua ooooh let's go

racing driver!joshua who finished on the podium in nearly all of the races during his debut season, with his fame instantly skyrocketing from that point onwards in his career.

racing driver!joshua who is endlessly charming and polite in the face of the press, laughs whenever presenters compliment his good looks, thanks them and listens intently as they ask him questions.

racing driver!joshua who is sweet and humble and funny, who confesses that he doesn't really know how he ended up in this profession but now he's famous, he guesses he'll carry on. he just chuckles whenever someone expresses their amazement that he still managed to do so, so well.

racing driver!joshua who is the pretty face of the sport, who's been in thousands of advertisements and brand events, who waves at the fans with a smile on his face after the races are all over, blowing kisses and throwing hearts.

racing driver!joshua who retires early, and becomes a music teacher, because it keeps him in a job with regular hours that's less dangerous, closer to home,

and also closer to you.

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[fairyhaos]

hi! i loved your '95 liners as vampires blurb! Could you do one for the rest of the members too? if not then just the '97 line. thank you!

anon ofc i can do the 97 line haha! (if anyone wants the maknaes... literally just send in an ask and ill do it in the blink of an eye)

[95 line ver] [96 line ver] [97 line ver] [maknaez ver]

minghao

despite the fact that he can't see himself out of silver mirrors, he keeps them around his house for the aesthetic. is one of the most vampire-looking vampires ever: tall and thin and bony and very much giving undead nocturnal being vibes. master of knife tricks. always turns into a bat during fights when his opponents least expect it, and is an expert at finishing them off with his claws dug into their eyeballs. ruthless, no-nonsense, and also slaying the dracula, gothic fashion aesthetic.

mingyu

has the biggest, fattest fangs ever. they literally almost don't fit in his mouth when he has them out. gets made fun of how big his fangs are, but honestly, they really are a truly intimidating sight and the members use him and his fangs to scare off other creatures whenever they need to. second best at seduction, after wonwoo, and knows it. goes out during the day to flirt with any woman who so much as glances his way, and then gets annoyed when he burns himself out in the sun.

dokyeom

hot. like, he's actually so hot that it's insane, especially when he has his fangs out and his eyes are vampire-red and he looks his most mesmerising. smiley, very lovely, but also has the potential to be the most deadly and dangerous vampire out of the entire group. very very deceptive, almost unintentionally due to the way he looks vs the way he is when he's at his most feral. has somehow mastered how to do puppy eyes when he's in bat form.

fics tags: @jeonginssa @weird-bookworm @minhui896 @bunnyiix @slytherinshua @haowrld @belladaises @moonlitskiiies @mirxzii @butiluvu @zozojella @kawennote09 @thedensworld @a-wandering-stay @abibliolife @doublasting @wonranghaeee @icyminghao @sweet-like-caramel @your-yxnnie @evasaysstuff @odxrilove @kyeomyun @crackedpumpkin @jeonride @kellesvt

[fairyhaos]

i just reread your synaesthesia (is that the right spelling 💀) for cheol and it just gave me super old, super gentleman vampire cheol vibes and i can't stop thinking about it 😩

(+yoon jeonghan, a menace, even more so as a vamp)

👀 so.... 95 line as vampires?

[95 line ver] [96 line ver] [97 line ver] [maknaez ver]

seungcheol

has definitely been around for several centuries at least. no one knows how old he is, only that he's, like, really old. honestly is probably a pureblood vampire, having been born as one to an incredibly powerful and formidable family. has been actively fighting against old vampire traditions about superiority complexes and the disgusting, bloodthirsty expectations ingrained into generations. very civilised, but also incredibly intimidating. likes to show off to newborn vampires and leave them terrified for their lives. has somehow mastered the art of looking sexy while draining a human being of their life

jeonghan

the most ethereal looking vampire ever. carries around a parasol with him on really sunny days, because yeah the myths about vampires crumbling to dust in the sun might not be true but he has delicate skin okay and he burns more easily than the other vampires </3 tells every vampire he meets that he has a body count of over a thousand. no one knows which kind of body count he means and he smiles so deviously that no one is brave enough to ask. when he's in bat form he can often be found sleeping in the awnings of some abandoned cathedral , but if he's not then he's definitely terrorising people, squawking and generally causing chaos

joshua

has the most mesmerising eyes. even when not in full feral bat mode his eyes are an interesting maroon, not quite normal brown and not quite vampire red and it makes people stare. the prettiest smile, would look so fairy-like and innocent if he didn't have the sharpest fangs known to vampire-kind. no one knows if he was a turned vampire or a pureblood vampire, and he smiles sweetly and tells them to shut the fuck up whenever anyone asks. but in general he's very gentlemanly, very kind, and has definitely brought suffering onto himself before by guiding old ladies to the church when they get lost.

should i do the rest of the member lines too? what do we think?

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[fairyhaos]

96' line as vampires 🤌🏻🤌🏻 I somehow imagine wonwoo having a full-blown dedicated library from all his years and woozi, oh god woozi...

96 line as vampires holy shit....

[95 line ver.] [96 line ver] [97 line ver] [maknaez ver]

junhui

feline looking vampire. intimidating as hell. like you see him walking around and immediately try and steer clear because there's a certain not-sane look in his eyes that seems incredibly dangerous. deathly pale skin, and incredibly white fangs. bares said fangs and hisses like a bat when he gets into fights with other vampires. definitely a turned vampire: had to learn how to survive as a vampire while knowing very little about himself and the new species he identified as. as a result he's definitely has unconventional ticks to his mannerisms and it makes him all the more intriguing and terrifying

hoshi

takes the whole 'i'm not human i'm a supernatural being' thing very seriously. will sometimes make dramatic arm movements and then turn into a bat with a swirl of dark dust for no reason other than he wanted to. very, very seductive. likes playing with his human prey before he sticks his fangs into their skin. has the one of the loudest bat screeches you'll ever hear. also has engaged in several talks with seungcheol asking if they'll really live forever and what would happen if he gave himself a papercut with paper made of pure silver?

wonwoo

the dracula aesthetic. literally lives in a mansion that he's kept for hundreds of years, ever since he coordinated the original owner's death (sucked the life out of him) and shooed off other potential buyers (pretended the mansion was haunted). botanist, but deadly: likes playing with poisonous and venomous plants. probably runs a poison apothecary. sometimes lures maidens into his home under the guise of being a bachelor interested in marriage before promptly killing her.

woozi

peaceful, for the most part. he looks so innocent that he really can't be bothered to ruin that image by just going fucking feral. has the whole 'edward cullen glittering skin' thing, hates it so much. he doesn't go batshit insane like some of the others, but a couple of centuries ago he's definitely lost his temper and caused the massacre of almost half a village before. is fighting stereotypes with seungcheol to prove that vampires have feelings and aren't just crazy killing sexy machines (even though sometimes. sometimes he is)

which line should i do next?

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[fairyhaos]

hii yenaaa, it's me again! i just wanna ask your opinion hhu as taylor swift's song???

- 🐾

seungcheol

wildest dreams. it's kind of an incredibly, almost painfully romantic song. it's kind of a whirlwind romance song? while it's certainly a little hopeless, there's yearning there, and there's also so much vivid, vibrant love at the same time, a kind of possession, of protectiveness even so. it's seungcheol because of the desperate, helpless love it describes, a 'i couldn't help but fall for you' vibe that is so him.

wonwoo

willow. the acoustic vibes of this song feel very wonwoo. there's a sort of undying, eternal love in the lyrics, an idea of always coming back to him, of forever finding endless comfort and wonder and new experiences while loving him. there's a certain domesticity to this song, and honestly the best way to describe it really is eternal love, constant love, comfortable and thrilling and warm all at once.

mingyu

daylight. it's a little youthful, bright, like mingyu. the song just exudes so much "happy ever after" vibes, at the end of a perfect romantic novel, and that's so mingyu. it's the epilogue song, heart filled with warm love, his smiles as sweet and gentle as the chorus of the song. it's hopeful, optimistic, beautiful.

vernon

we are never ever getting back together. lyrics aside, there's a lot of feel-good energy in this song which feels so vernon. honestly lots of taylor's old songs feel like they can match him a lot, because there's so much young energy, feeling a little like a boundless puppy, and i don't know. the self-assurance, the brightness, the pure pop, light feeling is something that just fits vernon.

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