#fake bing

[the-real-google]

So are we gonna do it tonight? The kids are at their friends house and we finally have some peace and quiet~~

-@totally-bing

Sounds good.

*Before you can even reach for your holster, I pull out my long range shotgun and shoot you at point blank. Your guts splatter against my wall and smirk as I watch your lifeless husk fall to the ground. "How's that for peace and quiet?" I sneer as I step over your mutilated body, wiping off my shoes on the doormat before walking off into the cold night air.

*I'm just down the road from an Applebee's. I think I'll stop in for a quick midnight snack.*

[the-real-google]

its a tad funny that the alternate version of you and bing ship bingle proper

every day I wake up and think about it and clench my fists in rage